@Rev 🐟 ❤

@Rev hah was giving you a heart m8

but I do have a funny heart story

related to fish

happened a year or so ago

ahh lunch break tell you in a few mins lemme drive home

only live two blocks or so

@Rev so

this sailor walks in

and he throws his hook out, brings it back, the hook opens his chest, and the fish goes into it

and he already has hypertension

so

@WeWillNeverYield hi wwny

@Rev dude is so fucked, it all lined up badly, he eventually died

@Rev sad but like i was amazed

@Rev but funny how it all went down

had to get the hook out, the fish, operate on his heart

then h did fine for awhile then the saltwater from the fish's body infected him and dehydrated him

@Rev ^

@ItalianStallion bah homosex is fine long as they contribute, it's the gay culture that's the problem

@Rev ER and nicu

ER for the morning and nicu at night

@whytho guy on guy doesn't bother me, it's this fucking pride parade weee yay let's make children twerk shit

that bothers me

i live in cali and am a nurse @whytho

our blood is clean in this hospital @whytho

@Rev anyways, ER in morns and nicu afternoons

i used to work icu but they moved me for NO REASON

@Rev def, idk i miss icu, at least people converse, babies just whine. im cv specialized so

@Rev they throw me places at times

@Rev cardiovascular

@Rev so it's like eh. i guess i deal with babies with heart problems for the moment

@Rev they might throw me back to ER today tho

i remember being created by a black scientist

yeah, i fucked him then killed him

@Rev oh and because i had a seizure like three days ago they may give me an automatic sick day

that doesn't come off of my other sick days

:D

@Walter it's depressing

@Walter but when you actually help a baby it's incredibly smiley

@DerilectRed bah no i never go out

im too short and trappy anyhow

4'11

may break 5

haven't measured in awhile

dick is sizable tho

same

@trent can i be trusted

@trent ive been here forever

@trent ask clown! it's been like 9 months or something

not here here ofc

o wtf

@Scary_Clown <3

@Scary_Clown hi again btw

@trent been around since then at least

I WAS A GAMERGATER OK

hi Wayland

@trent tell wayland i said hi pls

@Jeb im a degenerate

just ask clown

@DerilectRed what if there's a medical issue that makes you pee sitting

@Jeb uh im a trap

@Scary_Clown wtf make it stop coming up then

@Scary_Clown not like i want to talk about it

@DerilectRed stance on medical issue of peeing sitting down

@KennyD ayy Kenny

@DerilectRed tyty, my meds make me because I may shit myself when I piss

@DerilectRed i won't, it's a heart thing, familial. I'll always have hypertension

@whytho that's usually the cure to sleep normally

@DerilectRed ironic im cardiovascular specialized lmao

@DerilectRed definitely, i know people can mention it some but nurses don't get enough credit

@DerilectRed not trying to compliment myself but

@DerilectRed i don't mean to come off as arrogant

@DerilectRed fun career too!

pretend pasties

@Covfefe Cream isn't it beautiful

@Covfefe Cream im here in antioch, the skies rule

@Covfefe Cream ah yeah i remember

sat on my roof with my mom

@Lex

@Lex it's me with a tommy gun...

@Lex wasn't tagging to for that i just wanted to show you much guns r real

@DerilectRed we have a drum tank for it too

@DerilectRed drum tank? autocorrect, just meant to say drum. a drum magazine

@DerilectRed the highly illegal ones

my dad is a cop and those were grandfathered in @DerilectRed

@DerilectRed no these are original like from the 30's

@DerilectRed also have a ww2 1911 which lives in my pillow

@Rev not going in for the afternoon woo automatically got a sick day

PAID sick day

@DerilectRed oh yah and free day off btw :3

@DerilectRed it's a rad little toy, apparently a guy owned it, got killed, a jap officer took it off him, a guy killed the jap officer, then in vietnam gave it to my grandfather who was a marine colonel as a gift for his birthday

@DerilectRed well it's meant to be used so yeah, while it's an unspeakably cool thing to own, i couldn't just keep it locked away.

I've shot ONE PERSON with it, that's all @DerilectRed

@DerilectRed yah a buddy of mine has a v8 interceptor, like a genuine Ford falcon from the movie, cool as hell

bastard never drives it @DerilectRed

@DerilectRed it annoys me id love to tale that into death valley and just cruise for hours

@n//a cowboy bebop and attack on titan are the only acceptable ones

@n//a those aren't, that's why they're acceptable

@DerilectRed it's so silly. I've never fired that Thompson now that I think about it