The crap?

We released balloons in memory of my dead baby sister who died from brain cancer in 2011

Her 11th birthday would've been yesterday

Its fine now. My sister recently had a baby girl and named her after our sister

One balloon flew away, three got stuck in our backyard tree

My brother had to shoot them with a bb gun to get them down

That's the first time since 2011 that that's happened

Itty bitty booty community

Or, as I call them, flatty cakes

And?

He oversees the rise and fall of many nations. I don't see how that's funny just because you don't want to believe it.

That's the same problem I had with this person earlier. They can't take a freaking joke

By leaving a note on someone's car? BLM would've smashed the window in and robbed him.

Didn't know black people were the only ones who voted illegally

You wish what you said was that intelligent for them to get pressed. Theres a difference between being corrected and offending someone

The media has become that mom that blames all her kid's problems on their phone

"My dad just got killed in a car accident!"
"He wouldn't have died if he had stayed at home like he was told to..."

Also, new Americans? The crap does that mean?

Just say immigrants, and even then, my LEGAL CITIZEN mom voted with no issue

Mainly because she only voted for Trump once

This is why parents should be the ones to teach their kids about sex. I don't trust complete strangers to do so with any kid

My dad is "high risk." Hes also our family's main provider, so him staying at home because he's high risk is just going to make things worse for us. It should be that grown adults make their own decisions for themselves

He already can't work due to actual health scares and is trying to figure out how to provide for us while he can't work

I'd rather my dad only have to deal with COVID than what he's dealing with now

"Trump says he'll concede even though he hasn't yet"

Nancy pelosi is the one holding it back because, as she herself admits on CNN to Wolfe Blitzer, she didn't want trump's name on the checks

Nancy Pelosi is the kind of mom to not take you to the hospital when you're in agonizing pain because you insulted her hair style

I never said that, I said Nancy herself said she didn't want his name on the checks. Nothing about what Trump wanted on those checks

Yeah, because when the markets crash, people struggle to feed their families, but I guess him not cucking to an old hag like nancy means he doesn't want people to provide for their families

Let's close down businesses and then blame trump for not letting Nancy's socialist ideals pass into a stimulus relief bill

Yes

Even CNN reporters hammered her for it and she just gave them an attitude about it

Also, funny how masks only work in large crowds when there are BLM riots going on or lib dance parties, yet don't work anywhere productive

Its like you're not allowed to have issues that are not only worse than the virus, but made worse due to the lockdowns

The virus ALWAYS has to be worse

Sick, elderly or not, let grown adults make their own decisions

Funny how the same people that blamed all of Obama's faults on Bush now credit everything trump succeeded at to Obama

He's joe Biden's husband

Y-O-U-K-N-O-W-T-H-E-T-H-I-N-G

It reminds me of how my oldest sister thinks she's a rebel from switching from being like my parents to following trends

In her mid 20s

Way too old to be acting like that

If she wants to be basic, I don't mind, I just find it laughable that she thinks shes rebeling against authority because shes like that

It's just like most girls who claim they're not like most girls

It reminds me of this one post this girl made about how people only assumed she was watching marvel for tom holland because shes a girl watching those movies

Most of the girls I know like marvel

Spies in disguise was a surprisingly good movie

The media isn't going to die if trump loses because they can't criticize him anymore. It didn't die when Obama replaced Bush, it's not going to die if Biden replaces Trump

It's not really going to do anything, other than cause more damage than BLM could dream of

Can we stop calling a cult that teaches works salvation, infant baptism, you being able to lose your salvation and that you have to pray to dead saints to get to Jesus (Mary included) Christianity? You aren't anyone's brothers or sister in Christ

Latinx sounds like a tampon brand

Since freakin when?

That just sounds like a parody fanfic

We're going to chomp them up and dissolve them in our stomachs, only to crap them out later. Them being gay means nothing.

This story is _nuts_

I hate how liberals act like you're "white washed" for having a more polished, put together look.

Its "racist" to call non white people "animals, yet treat acting and looking like one as an essential for us.

I don't have a polished look, not because I'm mexican, but because I'm already ugly without trying

You can "look black" as a black person in term of your outfit, hair and accessories without looking ridiculous. Just like you can do so with whatever race your are.

I'm surprised they didn't label white girls with straight hair racist for appropriating from Asians with naturally straight hair

Good luck cancelling Bob Ross's legacy over an afro

I don't care what you do with "our" food

Snort it if you want

(Please don't)

Just replace the coke with Tajin if you're brave enough

Can't help you there

Just sneeze on it after your "session"

Get you some tajin

That's why I miss don rickles

He straight up roasted Reagan and everyone else at his inauguration and still made everyone feel more United than any modern democrat.

I can tell you right now, all these lefty cartoon shows that are "the more important things on tv" right now are going to be labeled everything-ist and will "have" to be replaced with something more "accepting" of whatever new depravity they want to be normalized to kids.

It's just basic adults with the personality of an npc that want to seem like rebels for watching kid shows

I wasn't allowed to watch drake and josh

Watch what you want, but so many kid shows are popular because of how good they are and it's kinda annoying how people pretend they're special because like still watch them

Phineas and Ferb is okay, but it got redundant pretty quickly

I don't listen to them on Christian stations because don't like pop versions of them

My two favorite are Aladdin and the princess and the frog

On the one hand, I hate how people think they're geniuses studying the psychology of a kids show, on the other, I hate when people use "it's just a kids show" when it gets called bad. These two arguments are usually coming from the same people, too.

When the show is too depressing:
"It HAS to be deep because all kids are depressed and gay and need someone to relate to!"
When the show is also poorly written:
"It's just a kids show, don't take it too seriously!"

Avatar was good without being depressing.

I was just a kid when it started and was glued to it ever since

It was so good, my mom was invested in it, and she openly bashes a lot of the things I like

My mom was hypocritical with what I couldn't watch. She didn't let us watch kids shows that had people being "disrespectful to their parents, yet watched soap operas where we could see it and she and dad even let us watch family guy

My dad even had no problem with showing us REAL videos/pictures online of people dying/dead, most of which were murdered.

As kids

But we can't watch the proud family because main character was not very nice to daddy

We need that for our house (I have a lot of siblings).

That's freakin gay

Diesel patches is hilarious

Feminists: "This is a film for women, not you!"
Men: [skips out]
Feminists: <:Surprised_pikachu:726878373762301995>

14

13 living

I'm not even kidding

"To affirm human decency" = "We were forced to do this"

It's like salty said; single moms wanting to pimp their sons out and claim that's what they want

But you never see this happening to little girls

The crap?

How could you say something so controversial yet so brave?

Nah

You mean someone with taste buds?