nah i think a steam locomotive will be more interesting on a design prespective

but now, how many wheels should it have?

ok, good

i'll do 2 back wheels, 4 pulling wheels and 2 front wheels

ok and we'll use coal as fuel since those are dead animals

unless you know some possible alternative

we could just throw in live animals

ok

just live animals. now, what for the connectors, as in the little things that attach the cars

hmm

ooh snakes are good

sadly i have to use A LOT of regular femurs for all the rods

ok i've worked out the central boiler region

the firebox will be made of several t-rex skull attached together with cockroach-cement

the closing thingy will be a flat fish

a 2d digital drawing. right now i'm sketching on paper

ok so the firebox, the part where the fuel is burned is made of tyraanosaurus skulls, and next to it we place hollowed out femurs

these rods will boil the water

we could make the water blood

good point

the boiler room can be made of ribs glued together

and most of the pipes will also be ribs or spines

for the coating of the train we should crush insect exoskeletons so it's black.

the smokestack can either be a rib or a spine piece

genius my man

as in stopping the train?

some mechanism that pushes bones into the wheels

jsut like with real trains. it's just metal getting shoved onto the wheels

yeah trains are heavy

and it's a dead animal train

light bugs and animal sacrifice is acceptable, but live birds?

whale anchor? that could work

oh damn yeah elephant tusks could be applied as breaks. they are prefect

hey, wait a minute

aren't you an animal?

ok

then we can't use you

guys let us finish the corpse train

hold on my notes are a mess, give me a minute

ok right

so the firebox is made of a whale skull. the hatch to open ande close it is a turtle shell.

hollowed out bones stick out the back which serve as the heating rods.

the boiler is made out of ribs of various animals, glued together by horse hoof things.

all of the pipes are ribs or spines.

the wheels are singular vertibrae of whale spines

all of the rods are femurs of various animals based on their rewuired lengths.

the lights are lightning bugs

get this out of here we are working on a corpse train

go to cursed memes

then why would you need steam at all

the whole point of the corpse train is that you have a regular train made of animal carcasses for no logical reason

a bear skull can be used for the little box which moves the gears

what do we do for the whistle?

i like the second option.

damn

what do we do for the frontal plate?

sorry i was sketching

good idea

ok i made the rhino thing

what about the smoke stack

ok, what about the base?

you mean turtles?

ok, so the tender (fuel cart) is made of a bottom of a skull?

upper skull, of what animal?

blue whale is good

ooh, mammoth

what about a sperm whale skull?

a sperm whale skull

although it doesn't have a lot of holding space

it might be better for the roof of the cabin

so for the tender, you guys discuss while i ad a roof

i added a rib for support

well ok guys is a blue whale skull good?

also we should make a server for the corpse express, who wants to join?

i already made it

hmmm, yeah good point

PETA will like that, you don't know them well enough

ok so what about the tender? have we decided?

no the frame of the tender

ok, thanks

ok, one last thing

the connection between the cars

most of it would be bone

ok, live ones or dead?

guys

it is done

behold

the greatest creation of the twenty-first century

whoops it's sideways

hold on

yeah sorry hold on

is this one better?

just a reminder that this was a quickly done sketch

well guys, whaddya think?

also note that the outside of the hull is transparent since i wanted to show the inner workings

most of the outside would be ribs and maybe leather

if you have question feel free to answer