Gear goes in, gear goes out. You can't explain that

That's nuts

The legal team is killing it

I think the only safe choice is to ban everyone

I vote ni hao as the imposter

Collective punishment violates the Geneva convention. I approve

600,000 votes and only 3,200 for Trump? Lol they're done

They also counted 700,000 more mail-in ballots than were requested. Nice job.

Having so much fun counting they couldn't stop

It's not a complete questiom

x could be literally anything, there's no proof

Not so fast you n'wah

ESO sucks

Netflix has been trash for a while now.

Woke programming at its worst

Netflix is great if you think every show needs to have a pink haired female lead and intersectionality that makes Captain Planet look like Nazi propaganda.

If I have plans for what I'm going to do during a civil war scenario, I'm not going to talk about it on an anonymous platform

I'm glad that my neighbors have been hoarding so much food and tp. Lot more convenient than having to form a mobile raiding party.

The literal second the power grid goes down I'm getting the bondage gear out and affixing metal spikes to the hood of my truck.

Ride to Valhalla, mufuggas

Sometimes I forget SNL still exists and that's it's a comedy show

Generous of you to assume CNN has functional genitalia

CNN's birth canal is probably such a labyrinth of harvested colon parts that it has its own minotaur boss.

FBI only cares about garage door pulls

From what I've seen, a degree in gender studies qualifies you to teach gender studies.

In today dollars, I'd advocate skipping college and getting either a skilled apprenticeship or attend a trade school

I don't build bridges, I burn them :(

Imagine not being able to count chicken McNuggets and thinking you need a 100% pay increase

I got soccer moms on my mind like 23hrs a day tbf

Yikes

Hey, Ice Pirates

Pedo alert

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Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided to you.

Anyone have a gift idea for a 60yo woman that never gets out of her chair and doesn't do anything?

Hey, that's no way for a little girl to talk

yo that guy is 100% a pedo

avoid any Kyles in your life

I heard a phrase the other day that I've added to my repertoire. "Right wing people believe in trickle down economics. Left wing people believe in trickle up poverty."

with the rare space metals an everything? Awesome

Vs. giving people stimulus checks so they can --pay bills-- buy $500 shoes

and lazy fuckwits with 5 children and no job skills

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So, only federal student loans erased. Gotcha.

Hey, I just got here. I see a lot of people talking, so I assume someone ia being a moron

There's like 15 meme channels and I don't lnow where I should post, heh. first world problems

It's impossible to win an argument on the Internet

I'm contentious by nature

If people complain, you're meme'ing correctly

Imagine your HS graduating class consisted of 6 people and 4 of them were foreign exchange students.

The real treasure is deciphering the context of server specific emojis we meet along the way

Modern day Ship of Theseus paradox.

If you deepthroat a dinghy are you more supergay for trying or succeeding?