Wait, someone is poking me

I'll be right back in few minutes

Interesting

Your ability to type

I dealt with the person who was poking me

I kinda did poke them back in a way

Yeah, the person who was poking me has baby rabies

And doing stuff

Literally

I'll be back in a few minutes i have "do something"

I've returned

Yeah

Ok

Well my gf is passed out cold rn

She poked me so i poked her in return

If you know what i mean

I just realized that there's a lot of Yankees candles in my bedroom

What is it with women and candles

Well she probably planned this happening

Since she has the baby rabies

Well she's a keeper

Ok

My gf suffers from extreme baby rabies

Well she did now she's pass out

We'll see in 9 months

Sleeping and texting at the same time. Do you have the shinning

Ok she's awake, I'm going to get a drink and get ready for round 2 <:benSmirk:748215108781473823>

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-rather-bleed-out-feelings-gif-10621159

Yeah

Im about to pass out, cya

Im going to use my white Male privilege and walk to the fridge and drink all the milk

Let me go tell someone to make a sandwich

Never mind

Yep, She's passed out cold

No sandwich for me <:Ben_Cringe:752572527120875520>

Well, im about to pass the fuck out

Im out cya

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Interesting

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Yeah, guess what someone bought

I didn't buy anything, but the person im with just bought more mother fucking candles

While she already has 50 of them

I kinda hate candles

Try to find a girl who doesn't like candles or oddly shaped pillows

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Interesting

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Nah, that's Trudeau in black face

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I got a coloring book, but i ate the crayons

Next up is Joe Biden's legos

Nah, I'm actually getting ready to go out

And try to convince someone to stop buying candles

Idk

I didn't do any ATF things yet

Ok, im heading out cya

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Nice

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He's on all the drugs known to mankind

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Interesting

Biden is on every single drug known to mankind

He's probably even on some alien shit

Jesus, vc1 is filled tonight

Im reading this book called the necronomicon

Maybe I'll end up a chainsaw hand

I thought that rbg was a cyborg for awhile

<:TrumpJukebox:759558565714853889>

Im heading into vc later

When it's less crowded

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Yeah im pretty sure that im whiter than wonder bread

I blend into the snow

I've been reading this book called the necronomicon

Idk

Im just going to continue reading the necronomicon

Maybe I'll get a chainsaw hand

Farewell

Im just going to summon something to fix chat

Sure

Yes

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Looks someone is more terrible at math than me

Imagine being dumber than a ATF agent

Well we do know what that is dumber than a ATF agent, they're Democrats

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What, im trying to read the necronomicon

I will read it

The dude who sells powder broth

Cya

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We should defund the democratic party

I would've challenged joe to draw a straight line

I can't count to 14