Yes, we need some mid life crises in government

How

Well I'm going start getting ready for a thing, so cya

Im back

From the thing

We had some fun during the thing

Im planning to do the thing again

Well that's if she agrees to go out again

Press X to doubt

Press X to doubt

Joe Biden is a leftover Disney robot that no one wants

I'm voting for teddy roosevelt this November

Ha, I'm immune because im bald

Vote for mr. Potato head

Wait a minute, im the ATF

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I shall try this the next time i go out with the person who I fancy

Nice, a lesson about genetics

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Stop or i will use the powers of the ATF

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I'm going to eat some legos with some crayons

Legos are delicious

The green one

I also got this box of crayons

I will

But i hate the one that tastes like coconut

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Hello, I'm ATF MAN if you're m1 garand barrel is 15.9999999" i will find you

ATF MAN AWAY

Tonight has been a pretty good night so far

I did a thing with someone who i fancy

We're probably do the thing again

Time to be weird and eat the crust of a pizza first

Bacon on a stick

https://tenor.com/view/i-like-waking-up-to-the-smell-of-bacon-sue-me-love-bacon-bacon-breakfast-gif-15666744

I went to pizza hut and told them to put 4lb of bacon on my pizza

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

Italians when people put pineapples on pizza

I like bacon that's 3" thick

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That's easy, i live on the ATF SATELLITE near the asteroid belt

Time to study the ASVAB

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Muhammad is just 7th century Epstein
Change my mind

Nah, he would be killed by his followers

Obama is just tan

Wait, someone is tickling me so they can get my attention

I'll see y'all later i got to drive someone back to her apartment

Ok I'm back

Interesting

https://tenor.com/view/atf-meme-hiding-gif-15040613

Ok

I'm about to use the powers of the ATF

https://tenor.com/view/letters-spam-mail-harry-potter-hogwarts-gif-11308426

I think my date noticed my [retracted]

Oh shit, she did notice it

Oooooof

I can see my house

Interesting

Hopefully kennywood is still around

Interesting

No

Just talking to someone

And yes it's the person who i fancy

Idk

I just said that I was talking to somebody

Gm

<:LibTears:759539355038646282>

I need coffee

<:TrumpJukebox:759558565714853889>

Dam I've been talking to this person since 6:07 pm

Its the one i fancy

I've been talking to them for 10 hours

Nah we just playing cod

When we get to the third date our cod hours are going to be through the fucking roof

And turns you into a liberal

My xbox is going to hate me

Punch a tree

https://tenor.com/view/cnn-trump-vs-cnn-wrestling-gif-12434613

Nah the gif i posted is better

My xbox hates me

Now

This cod session is probably going to continue until 2

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Which is better to eat crayons or legos

They do

Im heading back into the cod session

No

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Strange question

Tool they're a pretty awesome band

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