i mean no one thought old mate vlad would annex Crimea

The Finnish still lost the Winter War

They lost 26% of their GDP

Russia still beat finland, it's just forgotten because finland's is a moral victory

South Karelia was ceded to the Soviet Union

Sweden probably second easiest scandinavian country to invade

Imperium Romanum

idk norway was easy as fuck for the nazis

same with denmark though

It's a bit like belgium, everyone thinks they're there but they aint

Cassowaries are worse

aggressive fuckers

Emus dont fight you usually

aint nobody got a spider farm but here we are

fucking hate when americans say koala bear

fuckin oath mate i know how it's pronounced im australian

praise allah

Yeah man only the high brow inner city cunts dont say cunt

When someone says they're doing an australian tour

>victoria

>sydney

>melbourne

whats a feminist shithole?

Fuck no you wouldnt

why melbourne

if you like trams go to melbourne

nah australia isn't strict about games man

its just outliers when people mobilised on rando games

Fuckin talk shit about sydney again i'll deport you

Tony Abbott wants a word

Also GTA 5 did get pulled from shelves in Target australia

Yeah man i live in the area lauren southern had the no go zone incident

this area had the highest proportion of no votes to gay marriage in the country

yet it's a safe labor seat who were for it

wdym

Eh it has a big issue with drive by shootings

Wiley park and Lakemba are some of the poorer areas of Sydney

Aren't many stabbings though

03 they were still around here, not much changed in demographics in western sydney

Yeah chinese buying all our houses and making them apartments

I will say that street lauren southern walked down is super janky

Haldon Street is dodgy

Yeah but the problem is the chinese were buying as foreigners, not naturalised citizens

they were breaking our protection laws and shit

but the govt wasn't enforcing it cause mad taxes off house sales

Nah the chinese kids buy the eastern suburbs rich homes

But overdevelopment is becoming an issue in western sydney

I can get that sweet sweet uk citizenship which looks less sweet by the day

Trudeau is fuckin hilarious

@Pondo Fuck no

The lowest prices here are around 850k if you're super lucky

you have to move far out west to get 250k houses

idk our currency has shit the bed a little

probably 650k usd

But for really shit houses, one or two bedroom shit

yeah ik

Man africa has huge cultural problems that prevents their success

taiwan numba 1

Hilarious when donald called our PM about an immigrant deal

Insane that africa is like 60 years behind us

At least china has shit tons of money

gimme some chinese billionaires in Australia

Gommunism

UK has the old arab=asian routine down pat

Africa's problem is the distinct cultural differences from village to village

hard to work together as a nation when you hate the next village over

Fuckin love Tony Abbott for the whole "Turn back the boats"

Gorbachev

Gorbachev was the dude who went to the supermarket

China is fucked though, that communism aint gonna fail

In terms of the nation dissolving at least

Yeah insert the whole "not true communism" meme

i dunno man, i just see then tightening the grip on their population

The whole social credit score is pretty effective

Xi Jinping is now Dictator for Life

You lads gotta realise Xi Jinping is the most powerful chinese leader since Mao

He is also direct head of the chinese military

Yeah thats the problem

it's just amazing how he's centralised everything relatively quickly

He's used technology super smartly to control the population

The social credit score thing is so fucking scary

Xi got more powerful

He removed term limits on his own presidency

He enshrined his own manifesto in chinese constitution

We got some chinese lads living in china here?

and aint nobody gonna declare war on China

and China recently became net exporters of food

@XziebertX Indonesia to china?

I mean i think you gotta hope Xi Jinping is dead before chna's authoritarianism collapses

China really fucked the Yangtse river

@Maddie I hear thats the same with Japan and South Korea

The 2 nukes really fucked japanese culture eh

Japanese live so fuckin long too

casual 100 years old

I feel the Japanese still live in the shadow of WWII's defeat

Japan and Germany both

Germany a vehicle for the EU

Angela Merkel is defacto ruler of the EU with weaker nations like Greece and Ireland as vassal states

Gonna be fucked in 30 years when the Chinese get to take over Hong Kong and Macau

The last Samurai with your favourite scientologist is hilarious