Miso ancestros

>be brit
>out on walk
>get stabbed
>have to use walrus tusk to take down terrorist

😂

@Abel pay him in watermelon, fried chicken, and grape soda

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😂

Bitch I got suspended for really funny shit

2 amber alerts

Or something

2 trucks

2 guys

Both wearing body armor

Why the fuck

Are there two guys

In body armor

Guys

I just a weird ems

While I was driving

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Come on talking about 2-3 guys in body armor

In trucks

I don't think it was an amber alert

Weird

I got a second one while turning off my car

But didn't hear it

Idk

Somewhere in Pennsylvania

Wasn't my town

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I did not get the town

To hard to make out

He'll recover

You can't stop the doomPaul

https://twitter.com/Ozkok_A/status/1309605203482742789?s=19

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Custody dispute probably

Trump will win

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https://twitter.com/AntifaWatch2/status/1309597097403060224?s=19

Wonder where they are going

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>inb4 strike on isis

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Maybe against assad?

Are they doing war games?

Wait

Iran

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So we have 2 in the air

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Are they rerouting flights

>inb4 against the kurds

😂

What

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Kebab removal

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Or we work with kebab

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Dis gon be gud

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>inb4 headed to iran

I'll do it

Alright

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Lmao

In minecraft

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My IQ is

116

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Idk

Last IQ I test I did was in 10th grade.

I got like 130 or something.

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😂

"I blinked at the gleam of the McDonald's across the street."

"Such beauty, such civilization."

What are they expecting lol

https://twitter.com/FJNewsReporter/status/1309649114343387136?s=19

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>inb4 they burn down the fire station

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Also kinda fucked

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Everyone is distracted @bic

Praise the lord

@Secret Squirrel lmao

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Black Lives Matter for legal Reasons

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Yeah sure