Marlon B

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2020-07-04 16:06:16 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

If you have enough energy to tear down a monument and wish bread lines on ppl. You can get a job. I recommend 'reverse' gulags. They can sew together the air jordans they either steal or pay exorbitant prices for here instead of letting China do it. It's a win win.

2020-07-04 16:08:09 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Shut up. Pizza is more valuable than you awoiii

2020-07-04 16:09:37 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

And I still prefer Pizza Hut. But will defend all pizza in the face of cancel culture.

2020-07-04 16:19:28 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

ALL PIZZA is good. I'll even partake of burnt Dominos or undercooked Papa John's.

2020-07-04 16:20:50 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I'll be honest tho, papa john's is so undercooked it gives me diarrhea.

2020-07-04 16:24:19 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Anyone ever tried real chicago deep dish pizza from Uno's? It's more of a stew than a pizza. Not sure if I like it or not. But you get a LOT of it.

2020-07-04 16:25:25 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Chi-Raq. But there's two Uno's downtown that are safe.

2020-07-04 17:36:59 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Found a pfp

2020-07-04 17:37:28 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

It's basically soft captain crunch.

2020-07-04 17:42:15 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

But let's be honest. If you live in a suburb and launch fireworks this evening, you're forgetting about the cat turds I have to clean out of the carpet. Because my cat is scared shitless.

2020-07-04 17:49:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I might fashion her some cat ear muffs.

2020-07-04 17:50:36 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Indivisible..unless you're a crat

2020-07-04 18:12:56 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

If anyone wanted to know...Energizer AA batteries with a charging station are the best AA batteries in the world. I doubt they're made in Chy-Nuh.

2020-07-04 18:25:32 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

So I have fashioned cat ear muffs. Cotton balls and an old Puma headband. With some weak rubber bands. She looks stupid. Better than cat poo tho.

2020-07-04 18:36:49 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Better they learn about textiles today rather than stealing cheap shoes from Chy-Nuh.

2020-07-04 18:38:52 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Nike doesn't care. Let them steal our shoes they say. We make that cheap stuff everyday in... Chy-Nuh.

2020-07-05 02:44:27 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Go back. You're not done yet. Graduated from high school after being taught by femmicomunist teachers for 4 years.

2020-07-05 02:45:33 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Even your male teachers are walking vaginas who just want to retire and never be seen again.

2020-07-05 02:48:58 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

My sophomore algebra teacher is a chick that coaches... everything. Algebra isn't that hard. Her ideals are hard core lesi retard tho. Yeah..think I'll coach all the girls teams this year. And next year. Until I'm principal because praise Obama.

2020-07-05 02:53:18 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Teachers are stupid hippies these days. Think about. They already had Summers off. Then bat flu happened, that's another three months they got paid for doing 0 anything. Fuck high school. It's stupid. Everyone should be allowed to enroll in trade school after middle school.

2020-07-05 02:56:51 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Just saying teachers at the high school level are kind of sort of unionized, lazy as my cat, and are total hippocrits. Especially if they're women. Karens all...the..way.

2020-07-05 02:58:05 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Marines Lord.

2020-07-05 03:02:59 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Another thing. I've only ever had 1 or 2 super hot chicks for teachers in high school. The rest were dudes with balls drooping below their short pants or closet bull dykes with pot bellies. Van Halen would be furious.😠

2020-07-05 03:06:56 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Math is easy. It's all fill in the blank. Learn the order of operations? Ta da. You're good will hunting.

2020-07-05 03:08:56 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I refuse to pay for a middle eastern service.

2020-07-05 03:09:26 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Khan deez

2020-07-05 03:10:51 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Triggering is some shit you cracked out add kids invented because your retard parents wouldn't stop feeding you sugar.

2020-07-05 03:11:29 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

And sugar was never the problem

2020-07-05 03:13:40 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

It's King's cum. With anime is gay face.

2020-07-05 03:14:32 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Wasn't meant to be funny. Anime is fucking retarded.

2020-07-05 03:21:05 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Ain't gonna lie. Secret of Mana was great on SNES. Then those sneaky japanese snuck in pokemon and cutset birds. I ain't about that life.

2020-07-05 03:23:42 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Then dragon balls, the gay blades, it never ends with them. It's all ninjago rubbish.

2020-07-05 03:26:20 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Hannah Barbara is where it's at. Less fantasy. More real life stuff. Old School>Anime

2020-07-05 03:27:30 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

a1, you ever hear of Scooby Doo?

2020-07-05 03:28:01 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

But you have heard of it.

2020-07-05 03:29:42 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Kyzer, I'm sure one of the Jewish producers for them got caught in a compromising position. Not sure I need to watch the documentary.

2020-07-05 03:32:02 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Stonks are weeb stock?

2020-07-05 03:32:52 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Btw, spongebob and the rest of your generation make poop memes.

2020-07-05 03:33:15 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Memes were actually great 6 years ago.

2020-07-05 03:36:51 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Back in my day....liberals didn't roam free. They got beat up in high school for being hipster beatnik pot smoking losers. YOU guys dropped the ball. YOU let them escape and run amock. Now the older ones have to reign them again.

2020-07-05 03:37:49 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Yer mom's a boomer. Pretty sure her name is Brenda.

2020-07-05 03:47:55 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Yet you can rip down pieces of art if you have a person of color leading the pack.

2020-07-05 03:49:00 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I only like the first 10 minutes with Sunny Smiles sexy behind.

2020-07-05 03:52:02 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I'm actually pretty invested in playing KCD right now. I'm actually doing pretty well. Won two tournaments and working the the west side of the map.

2020-07-05 03:55:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Mr. President, do you prefer... original recipe...or, extra crispy?

2020-07-05 03:56:37 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I can get down with that. Weightier.

2020-07-05 04:00:14 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Fireworks don't scare liberals. Updated gerrymandering and term limits might though.

2020-07-05 04:02:26 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Cats are sneaky tho. At least mine hasn't pooped on her rug tonight.

2020-07-05 04:02:52 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

She hates fireworks.

2020-07-05 04:05:16 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I love Mel Brooks...I wonder how old he is... probably 90's for sure.

2020-07-05 04:08:02 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

My name's latrine. It means...shit house.

2020-07-05 04:09:34 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I'm offended he has no package. Eunichs aren't allowed as superheroes.

2020-07-05 04:10:45 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

He needs a bulge a confederate flag.

2020-07-05 04:13:01 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Yeah. The owners of twitter are anime fans that have gay orgies at southern california wine vineyards. So I've heard.

2020-07-05 04:13:43 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

They would like you to believe that.

2020-07-05 04:15:17 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I deleted my facebook because I inadvertently friended a porn actress that upsetted my family. Well, mostly my mom. But that's all it took.

2020-07-05 04:16:05 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

From brazzers no less. Those chicks are freaks.

2020-07-05 04:16:34 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Negative. Research more Stalin.

2020-07-05 04:17:57 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

You must pay whitey!!!

2020-07-05 04:19:26 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

That's what I hear. And it saddens me people that had nothing (0) to do with that fiasco apologize for it on their behalves. Idiots.

2020-07-05 04:25:57 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Ripcrafts... ludacris speed please.

2020-07-05 04:26:19 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

We must go plaid.

2020-07-05 04:26:53 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Yeah!!!

2020-07-05 04:28:49 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Egg rolls and cheese sticks!

2020-07-05 04:28:57 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

And pizza.

2020-07-05 04:30:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

My favorites are chikn in a biscuit and those basil/sun dried tomato wheat thins.

2020-07-05 04:32:53 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Is there difference between a kracker...and a hawnkey?

2020-07-05 04:33:44 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I'm black. I'm just being studious.

2020-07-05 04:35:38 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Uncle ben does look...well, I prefer Jemima over Ben. He shifty looking.

2020-07-05 04:36:50 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I don't know. But I like orange flavored tic tacs for some reason. Usually an impulse buy for me.

2020-07-05 04:37:21 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Yummmm

2020-07-05 04:46:37 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Anyone here play kcd?

2020-07-05 04:50:43 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Womens have government funded shelters in most urban areas though. If you say the right things and are drug free, you get free rent. Especially if you have a toddler(s) in tow.

2020-07-05 04:51:25 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

The military. Lol

2020-07-05 04:53:47 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Tina Turner never used a shelter. She just shook those sexy 60...70...80 year old games.

2020-07-05 04:53:58 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Gams

2020-07-05 04:56:13 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

If I did drugs...I haven't yet...but Joe Rogan is pretty much a fan girl about dmt. Wtf is dmt?

2020-07-05 04:59:41 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I brake for snakes. And turtles. You guys would be appalled at the number of drivers who purposefully run them over.

2020-07-05 05:01:25 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Ppl suck. Dogs are cool. Cats...they give 0 f's

2020-07-05 05:05:11 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I've never hit a deer. Nearly everyone I've known in my area has though. That's a bad car day. Deer will find a way to total your shit.

2020-07-05 05:15:27 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Damn hippies. Smoking wherever they please. Keep an eye on them before they form drum circles. Shit will keep you up at night. No respect.

2020-07-05 05:16:50 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

If you like weed? You're voting for Biden.

2020-07-05 05:17:14 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Damn hippies.

2020-07-05 05:18:33 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

You kids and your marihoochie. You'll never be woodstock cool. Your music sucks and you like face tattoos.

2020-07-05 05:19:15 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Hippies

2020-07-05 05:21:13 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

She knew stenography. It's becoming...become a lost skill.

2020-07-05 05:23:50 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Had steak for dinner. Should have went hamburgers. Getting hungry again.

2020-07-05 05:26:26 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

What does sam cook? It better not be soy..

2020-07-05 05:28:03 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I used to make cinnamon rolls from scratch...but it's awfully messy and a lot of work.

2020-07-05 05:30:58 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I mean, making, kneading dough, waiting, rolling, cutting, the frosting took a while too. It would take a half a day for two racks.

2020-07-05 05:33:06 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Not as tasty tho. It is good for some things tho. I have puff pastry strawberry shortcake recipe that is great.

2020-07-05 05:35:17 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Crowder is Un-American. He is Canadian. The French kind.

2020-07-05 05:37:55 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Then again...there aren't any true Americans anyway. They all died in the 18th/19th centuries.

2020-07-05 12:06:42 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Muslims conquering white Christians? Maybe 700 years ago when Christians had to meet them in their backyard because they were to cowardly to invade all of Europe. But even then they lost Jerusalem a couple of times to an "inferior" race.

2020-07-05 12:16:08 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Just talking about the Crusades. Or are they gonna burn those history books too?

2020-07-05 12:19:16 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

It was in reference to that twitter blurb that was posted earlier about Muslims enslaving white Christians.

2020-07-05 12:26:25 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

They don't even say I'm "offended" anymore. They go straight to "I don't feel safe."

2020-07-05 12:26:50 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Because they're weaklings.

2020-07-05 12:55:48 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Pisses me of they spout all the hateful nonsense they want, but once you question them they cry and moan about their feelings and safety.

2020-07-06 01:22:12 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Slaves have always been more trouble than they're worth. That's why dogs are still man's best friend.

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