American atheism did this

I'm headless now due to the extreme katana skills of T.J. Kirk

That's so totally crank

I'll be the next Simon Green

Y'all stupid Halo niggas gonna catch me dabbing on you with the needler

I just got forced to make an Instagram cause like 4 people have asked if I have one and then when I didn't, I felt like a hermit.

Now, I feel like a tool

I aint posting any personal info though. Silicon valley can stay the fuck outta my bidness

Jesus wasn't thor

thor was a crossdresser and my nigga Jeezy Christ is straight as fuck

Granted Norse mythology may be a prequel to the bible since after ragnarock, Baldur, the god of purity and goodness, would be the only god left and would be forced to start over with only one man and one woman.

That some genesis shit

There's a real black pill for you: Norse mythology is an unauthorized noncanon fanfiction prequel to Judaism

Dude a revelation like that belongs in the redpill chat

Also, Halo Online runs terribly on my laptop

My gaming desktop is forever trapped back in my hometown

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They all were cause Norse mythology is hella gay

Yeah the only good mythologys are like

Greek/Roman

Egypt is okay but kinda LARPy in a weird furry way

Also, I love the knights of the roundtable if you count that as mythology

Galahad is my boy

I didn't want to be a gaymer fag in college

Yeah and youtube. I know.

I'm gonna bring my PS4 and get a TV setup so I can play games with people and not by myself

What are ya now

Nameth thy major

Nice

That's what I was thinking of doing

We fucking twining

For sure. I realized in high school I couldn't do computer science for shit

Coding is monotonous and hard and boring

Yeah I can make like an HTML webpage and maybe like a calculator in java

Beyond that I'm absolute shit

Copied people and googled to get an A in comp sci 2 in high school

I'm sure

I was especially autistic

Yeah I never even touched Python

That's for gaming and shit right

You mean Kanye is LUA

Damn Kanye

Ya know I could probably code a better HTML site for Kanye than the one he has right now

Just saying

Nice

When I was 12 and 13 I was playing Batman and Mortal Kombat

I'm sure you could

Roomate just left to make the Uni League of Legends team

Cause that exists apparently

That there man was black

Gross

Did they actually?

Like is that even something I could have had even if modern society wasn't gay as fuck

Those motherfuckers

THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS

God is with us though

cause like think about it

most the really hot ones are stupid as fuck

stupid white people exiting the white gene pool and further contributing to low iq in blacks

checkmate, atheists

So is interracial breeding actually helping narrow it down to the best white people

Amen

The jews need Jesus

Learn some self sacrifice

pussy

No I said pussy

not a dude's asshole

A deuce is exactly what the fuck you got all over your tongue after sticking it up an asshole