He also lacks courage and self respect

Noah reminds me of the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz

I'm not, I'm serious

He doesn't comprehend anything either

Shameful

I'm not

Nevertheless, I have cases to solve and fedoras to tip

Adios Senor

Let me rephrase

Senorita

Noah! Quit speaking

You're distracting the audience

You're not relevant to the situation

Shhhh

Shut up Libtard

Jk

I am

Matthew 7:1
"Do not Judge, or you too will be judged"

Luke 6:37
"Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven. "

Luke 6:31
"Do to others as you would have them do to you. "

How about you're still not relevant?

I have cases to solve and fedoras to tip. Adios again

Husband: You're looking awfully skinny
_Wife slaps him_
Wife: How dare you
_Wife grabs him and throws him on the couch_
_Husband gets naked and starts fucking her_

Basically yes, Judgement can be a form of love

Problem*

50% vs 50% = 100%

Ugly Stupid Girlfriend + Ugly Stupid Brother = Child with deformites, stupidity, and possibly autism

And a possible case of __Death__

Too much blood from family

Noah is a disgrace to humanity and all of mankind and homo sapiens combined

He is a disgrace to the community

And he is a disgrace to the society and it's future ideals

___Fap___

___Fapping can make you grow hair on your palms___ - Some random white kid who didn't go through the 5th grade and is now 31 years old

That is Noah

You fornicate your sister Noah

___My dad poured sour milk in my cereal I thought, turns out it tasted like semen___
- Noah

___I'm dying in my girlfriends pants___
- Old Man

___You spread every STD___

My name is Carlito Juan Pablito Sebastian Jorge Cruz Lopez Hernandez Torres Diaz

**Noah** is typing...

**Your Mom's Mom** is typing...

Neither

Would you rather shit a shattering brick or piss a bladed golfball?

Oof

Suck an egg

Would you rather lick Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton from top to bottom or suck Donald Trump's hairy orange penis?

Lol

No

Normal Guy

Would you rather sit on my 7" Cock or Suck Donald Trump's finger that was stuck up his ass for 5 months?

Lol

Lmao

@Colonel Sanders™

Would you rather sit on my 7" Cock or Suck Donald Trump's finger that was stuck up his ass for 5 months?

Answer @Colonel Sanders™

Jesus Christ

Lord have mercy

B

Would you rather be suck my grandpa's never washed hand in 89 years or lick my clean hands that have been washed over 150,000,000 times?

Communist

Would you rather kill your entire family or kill a newborn puppy?

Omg

Would you rather be called a Nigglet for the rest of your life or be a drag queen for 55 years?

Would you rather fuck your sister (if included) as hard as possible or be a prostitute and jump on a customer's dick for 3 hours and get AIDs a day after?

She's Thicc

B

Would you rather hang yourself and have a chance of living but not really going to happen or hang yourself off of a cliff and die anyways?

B

Would you rather glitch in Fallout 4 and crash your console and you can never play it again or Glitch in Fallout 76 and your console explodes and can fix it for 98,000 US$?

No

<:shouldI:475761019264827412> <:Texas:475772454082707466> <:QUEER:475778786130919427>

Heller!

Heller!

Good Mornting

Hallelujer Lort

What was pertty funny?

<:DankButt:475765448173027328>

Ha.......ha......ha

I'm dyin' over here

Shut yo white ass up

I oughta slap that white skin off of you

If I worked for 15 hours with a pay of $15.10 per hour......I'd have about $197.85

No

Only I!

No

I currently work 10 hours.......for $50 per hour

I make $421.97

Per day

I make a lot of money

Fishy

What unit?

What branch?

I V! Quit interrogating the young man

Actually, I disagree

Artillery is

I was talking about.....you know what?

I really don't care

My father was Hells on Wheels

Fun*