Stalin is the true devil.

Anti-Communism = the second Coming of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ himself.

Everyone; Satan can't do shit outside of his own domain

Who the hell needs Graf Zeppelin when the British Navy killed the Kreigsmarine so badly that the Graf Zeppelin wasn't even built and most of the other ships committed suicide?

Warspite is my waifu.

Warspite could slaughter Satan 100,000 times over only stopping for re-armament

Neither does satan.

What fucked the kriegsmarine is they focused too much on sinking enemy convoys with their piddly-ass little U-boats forgetting to capture them in their ports.

If they had focused on taking out enemy warships, they could have captured the convoys with little-to-no effort and lessened the strain on Germany's resources as a whole.

You know how easy it would have been for the Graf Spee to chase down Red Oak Victory class cargo ships without having to go through a New York class battleship, or any number of destroyers?

You'll have to refer me to that class on ship bucket, I don't remember any ships under the name "Lucifarian" in the Kreigsmarine, Royal British Navy, or the United States Navy...

In fact, the respective publics probably would have demanded that a ship under that name be scuttled without even leaving the shipyards...

Who?

Carolus Rex was better. Lead Sweden to victory by fighting alongside his men for thirty years throughout Europe starting at age 15.

He wasn't the kind of general that sat back at HQ letting the foot soldiers do the dirty work.

I've gotten over it; I live in a community of rednecks that know nothing beyond a lobster boat.

In Florida? With the yacht pricks?! Good luck with getting those cunts to know their terminology.

I wan to have one of the Canadian Navy's Kingston or Orca class patrol craft; they're nice looking ships.

HMCS Charlottetown isn't too bad either...

Mei has glasses because fuck you, that's why. Game developer logic 101.

That's what I don't get about Sci-Fi; there was an anime I watched a while back called Star Blazers. There was a character in it named "Dash," at least in the American version, who had glasses. They stated at the beginning of each episode that it was the year 2199.

SO, what I want to know is this: why the fuck can't Dash get surgery on his Eyeballs before going on a one-year trip into space where eye doctors are nowhere to be seen on a rickety-ass red-necked space battleship that was rebuilt from the 1945 refit of the Yamato? Explain it to me; in 2199, that eyeball surgery should be like standard procedure and readily available.

There's something like that in seemingly EVERY fucking Sci-Fi show I watch,

I wouldn't be surprised if there was some idiot wearing a pair of glasses in Star Trek somewhere.

How about Star Wars? Did anyone catch an old hag of an extra with a pair of half-moon spectacles like whats-his-face manipulator from Harry Potter?

Another franchise that's moronic with the glasses; any wizard with half a braincell to their name would try to fix their eyesight with magic, but no! They have to spend several golden galleons or silver sickles a year on SHIT for their face that is a waste of the Earth's precious resources!

And remember: matter cannot be created or destroyed, so these wizards are taking away the necessary materials for a pair of glasses that a poor young muggle boy needs glasses because they (the wizards) are too lazy to fix their own eyesight with magic.

Side note: just so everyone knows, I'm joking. That was all hyperbole or reductio ad absurdum, or whatever you want to call it all for comic relief. I may be autistic, but I'm not that autistic.

@Spirit
>your profile pic

That is a fat-ass raccoon...

https://www.facebook.com/NTDLifeOfficial/videos/309150856263049/

Bon jour, mon ami. Comment ça va?

Sorry about what? We're all joking here, aren't we?

Drunk iz gud fur jokin'

Seeing as that's a Wolverine M10 or an Achilles, I'm confused as to why you didn't try to go through the top of the turret though.

Aboot whut?

🇨🇦 aboot

@Spirit I may have missed-judged the turret front; it looks more like a Chaffee now that I look at it.

I'd have to get a better look at the tank to know for sure.

The tank you were trying to get into...

The bots are real

@Spirit yeah, I figured. Jargon goes over the head of many.

@Blaundee HELLO!!! IS ANYONE ON THE OTHER END OF THAT BOT?!?!?!

WE'RE LISTENING!!!

@Hecc's using bots to monitor us and is using our chats as bad plot points for foot fetish pornos

"Cum on that raccoon's foot while he's stuck in the tank, Joey..."

It's licking a vagina, get over it.

7734

If you'll excuse me, all this sex talk is making me stiff, so I have to go delude myself to the point where I think I'm fucking Ai Shinozaki for a few minutes...

What the actual fuck is a kod?!

Sex burns 200 calories on average...

I burn around 800 per night...

Deaths can make me happy... in a way... 😈

@Tpyo yes.

@Quas#5541 yes

@Paris you are going to die alone in your 80s and you know it.

*Dresses up as Wehrmacht*

OPEN THE DOOR!!! WE KNOW YOU'RE HIDING WEEABOOS IN THERE!!!

I could go for a Sub right about now... at quarter to two in the morning...

@Paris You will not rise above me.

I am Carolus

Carolus Rex

My power is divine.

All that is thine shall be mine

There's no stopping me

All over Europe my rule shall be questioned by none

All I see give to me that is my decree

My will be done

I am Carolus Rex

I was chosen by heaven

Say my name when you pray to the skies

See Carolus Rise

@Paris is nothing but a speed bump

Carolus Rex will conquer Europe.

What I say was said in heaven and so it shall be done

@Local Goblin proof that the holocaust was necessary on a human race scale.

@Paris alone is proof of that.

you may be god, but if you have not mastered the Art of War, you stand no chance against my military might or divine power

Really? Then what is the art of war?

That's the book, but not the book's thesis.

@Paris The Art of War is of vital importance to the State. It is a matter of life and death. A road either to safety or to ruin.

To fight and conquer in all of your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's spirit without fighting.

That is the art of war.

It's over simplified, of course...

@Paris no spirit is truly unbreakable.

Ok, I need to fuck something and then go to bed. It's two in the morning here. I'll see you guys later, eh?

Kill me.

I probably should have gone to sleep a lot earlier than 2:45 or something like that.

Whenever I stand up, I'm dizzy and feel delirious...

Howdy diddly

@Ahriman you know you're gay when you get your cock in another man's ass.

Mind if I make an actual serious point for a minute? Possible wall of text incoming, just so you know.
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Have you ever heard someone say (in the context of political discourse) that the Millennial generation sucks, with their gender studies, and their StarBucks and twitter movements and all this crap? I understand why stereotypes are a thing and I have seen people my age like that, but what I want to know is why Millennials were stuck with it. Whenever I see Social Justice Warriors preach, they're always people who look like they're in their mid 30s and 40s. People like Anita Sarkeesian, Big Red, Laci Green, and even my damn Modern History teacher. People twice my age are the ones spewing the narrative to people my age (with my Modern History teacher saying that Nationalism is an element of Fascism while failing to remember the highly nationalist military parades of the Soviet Union), and for some reason I get people in their fifties saying that MY generation: people who have only been on this earth for less than 20 years are the ones who suck ass! Even Sargon has taken a whack or two at my age group.
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Again, I understand where the stereotype comes from. There are people my age who accept the narrative that the previous generation spews, and they spew it with a decent amount of authoritarianism. However when that demographic is so damn tiny, why am I (the one who would rather argue a political point without bringing up age in the first place) the one suffering the brunt of it?

@Sir Aggie agreed, it isn't. Just as ideology does not bind to a race, ideology does not bind to an age group. It can be placed and removed as easily as a tire on a car, but there are some idiots that make it about age anyway.

That pisses me off to no end.

@Ruffy thank you. I will point out that it is late (15-30 minutes to 12 where I am) so people are probably sleeping.

>long, thought out comment questioning political discourse inconsostancies
>responses question condiments as instruments, moon living and dying and spiderman

What is this, fucking 4chan?

No. #GreanTxtForLyfBoi

Wasn't she the one with the raccoon profile pic?

Huh... she didn't seem that rude to me...

It's all cool with me, I just didn't think she'd do something to warrant a ban.

@Tpyo that is literally how any private server works. You are at the hands of the admins at all times.

So check yo self.

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