The world is at your command

He’s as blind as he can be

Just sees what he wants to see

Isn’t he a bit like you and me?

Nowhere man, don’t worry

Take your time, don’t hurry

Leave it all

‘Till somebody else lends you an hand

GO TAKE A SHIT ON THE SALAD BAR AT WENDY’S!!!

I think feebux is my new internet crush

@Thirg not even Pingu is safe tho

Remember that sea lion thing

But we speak of them anyway

Because its fun

Noot noot mother fucker

That’s where <#372254475714560000> comes in

Noot

Dead meme

Im also waiting for someone to notice that children got ran over by a tank, someone got axed in a bathtub, one guy was beaten over the head with the bathroom sink and all I noticed was the quality of the tank replica

Anita is also a dead meme, dead horse, and dead inside.

Someone was also thrown out a window and then crushed by a tank

Did TJ ever have dignity?

Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack, Rule of Acquisition #109

I actually don’t follow TJ, did he have a BDSM tape leaked?

Don’t tell me

He was the sub

Was he involved in some necro shit?

BURN THE HERETIC

I’m very afraid

Do I want to go any further into it than the 20-second mark in his video on it?

What exactly was he doing

Was he fucked with a babana?

Buddy

It will always

Be on the internet

Somewhere

Either way, all joking and false innocence aside, I really don’t care. TJ responded to the situation as maturely as anyone could be expected, and surely more maturely than I would have

To be honest, I have actually been thinking of getting into kink stuff, I’d be more on the dom side, but hey, what’s it matter?

We all know people fuck, how they fuck is of no concern to me so long as it’s between two consenting adults

But once kids come into the equation, we’re going on a fucking nuclear crusade

Full on Horus Heresy prototype

Except everyone else is the heretics

Feebux is mine

She’s also my new online crush

@Spike mood

@Blaundee oi! Share!

Did you make that yourself? Looks good

See, this is why I could never go vegan

Get a bit of sauce on that, a bit of honey glaze, or even just a bit of salt and while you may have a heart attack, you’ll die happy

K den

Well I mean, I remember I asked him to fuck on my main account a while ago, but he did deny me, so...

Probably not open to anyone that trots along

@Spork the stuff Blaundee posted?

I thought that was beef

I don’t know what horse meat looks like, so ok

It would probably also be more likely deer meat

I can’t imagine eating horses is too common outside of the starving populous of Nazi Germany and Finland

Yeah, I wouldn’t be able to tell that from beef

@Sir Aggie kill your mother, the germans make good krauts.

But they have cheese in them

Fucking

Cheese

Real cheese

Is good fuck you

We will

Provide

The HAMS

Traps aren’t gay until you discover the penis

I tried the link he sent me and the download was broken.

I don’t know what it is, but I really want to listen to a Madison Violet song

@Blaundee post more food porn please

```I told Mother I’d see Elefants, Tigers, Panthers... she thought we were visiting Moscow Zoo.```

```Industrialization, that’s how we’re still in this war. And my balls. My. Big. Balls!```

Well that’s one way to put it...

The middle one has the lighting of a dick pic taken on a cell phone with a flash in a dark room at 4:00 in the morning

That is very dangerous wording there...

```WE SHOULD ALL HAVE STURMGEWEHRS! YOU get a sturmgewehr, YOU get a sturmgewehr! EVERYONE GETS A STURMGEWEHR!```

```I KNOW it’s technically impossible to fire a Panzerschreck from an enclosed position. Don’t read the fucking MANUAL next time, and you won’t care so much.
```

```My name is J-F-K

And boy I sure do feel

Ever so gosh dang safe

In my automobile```

```I KNOW its technically impossible to shoot a Panzerschreck from an enclosed position! Don't read the FUCKING MANUAL next time, and you won't care so much!```

```Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I’m stuck on the western front,
AND SO ARE FUCKING YOU!!!```

```I’d give anything to fight the Westerners. Those Americans are always complaining about pioneer spam.```

```I almost fell bad about burning them alive. Almost...```

```Industrialization, that’s how we’re still in this war. And my balls. My. Big. Balls!```

```Hey assholes, we’re panzer grenadiers, not panzers!```

<:workersunite:279040933759025152>

```The is war. We can’t worry about dumb animals, apart from the infantry.```

```I like flamethrowers!```

```WE SHOULD ALL HAVE STURMGEWEHRS! YOU get a sturmgewehr, YOU get a sturmgewehr! EVERYONE GETS A STURMGEWEHR!```

```I told Mother I’d see Elefants, Tigers, Panthers... she thought we were visiting Moscow Zoo.```

```I am missing a bitscuit! Stealing is not the Soviet way, Comrades!```

```You have an anti-tank rifle... OVER THERE, is a TANK! FIGURE IT OUT!!!```

```Look at the holes in that thing... Pretty ragged shooting to be honest.```

People have thought I’m in my mid 20s

I’m right outta high school

Ajhit Phai

@Cyclogyst Oh, I was just gonna get my tubes tied but OK

Does anyone actually ever do those contests on the doritos bags?

I just want a plain doritos bag for plain doritos chips :3