Nowardys it's wealth.

Gender and sex go hand in hand, one is phycological and the other is physical but they are the same thing.

Hey soup, done that paper yet?

While you were gone I learned something.

I fucking hate the Bf 109 E3.

Fucking piece of shit.

I've almost got it, one more match and it's mine.

Gonna go into arcade to level it up though.

No, fuck off he's mine.

I disagree. @Dino

Jesus soup how much ass can you possible want?

Indeed he does.

And he also is bad at WT.

Nigga I've consistently been doing better then him.

Granted that is in air arcade.

Games pretty old. I'd give it five more years and then it'd be dead.

Air RB was pretty dead for a while.

Not really.

It's all hardcore veterans in TF2, not that many new players.

Alright calm down I'm not here to argue.

Being able to actually enjoy WT makes me happy though.

Mouse and keyboard support is finally here on Xbox. Playing on a controller is pure cancer.

Nigga you can buy me a computer then.

I have no income and I'm terrified of talking to strangers.

My only job options are in retail.

My parents are in debt dude.

Almost everyone I know is.

Even my friend is struggling to find a job and pay for his phone bill.

Won't be long before he has bailiffs knocking on his door.

I would if I could pas.

And get raped by and old man with more STD's then the Only Way Is Essex cast?

No thanks.

Yeah I ain't a gold digger.

I'm lazy and I have no drive to better myself but I'm not greedy.

I can admit that much.

Eazy, I don't care about money.

I like materialistic things like everyone but I don't need money to be happy, I just need enough to survive and live comfortably.

I'd rather not live up to the stereotype of an Essex cunt.

I know, hence why I want leave it.

I'd be happy moving to the states just to be somebodies maid if it means I don't have to live here any more.

Except I don't smell.

And the only thing I steal is cigarettes.

It's what keeps the sadness at bay.

That wasn't sincere obviously.

I don't have a diet, I don't exercise, I have weak lungs, I smoke, drink, do drugs and plan on taking HRT.

Why would I give a shit if somethings bad for my health?

I live in Essex for fucks sake, statistically I've already been stabbed.

Love you too Dino.

Well their is a reason why people say that about Essex Kai:

It's fuckin' true.

I was exaggerating but still.

This place is a shithole, anybody from here will tell you the same thing.

I don't have a self destructive mentality.

I'm just not optimistic.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

How am I depressed?

Only thing close I have to depression is that I'm fucking bored all the time.

Pig go quack.

I mean I genuinely enjoy the Red Army Anthem.

I find it quite impressive.

Brown is a good colour.

Goes well on bits of tree and cow.

Come join us in being gay.

It's great. Muslims give us free stones.

I work on cars in colledge.

All I need is a blade and I can open a 12V battery.

I mean I can dress goth for you fam.

I got me some cheap faux leather army punk boots.

No but I have push up bras and tissue paper.

Well yeah, otherwise whats the point.

I don't have breasts so a you wouldn't see a flat bra, it wouldn't bring attention to my torso.

More attention to my face and that's not good.

Cheers concor. I hope you enjoy your drink.

Cheers, can always count on you to lift my mood. @Dino

Nigger.

I can pass though, I'm lucky to not have a masculine face.

The right make up and I'm all good.

Isn't that a Michael Jordan quote?

I'm going to light a fag now. @Dino

Thanks for the tips.

Chat is very wholesome tonight.

Jesus you're more of a downer then I am. @Dino

Are you married?

Whats crawled up your asshole tonight then.

Being a cunt is your thing but it's like you're trying extra hard today.

Nah, I don't get access to a laptop often.

If I'm not here it's not because I don't wanna be.

This place is jokes.

Wait until you see my dick.

But what if I have a bulling fetish?

Secretly I might have my hand in my panties.

I knew a guy who hung himself.

Nobody cared because he was a cunt.

People who did were also cunts

Stay up and drink coffee.

No you sleep you get a hang over.

Suffer through it and you'll just have a headache.

I have experience.

I'm 18, binge drinking is a given.

Yeah something to do with diluting your blood alcohol levels.