no grand wizard?

i went swimming on the 4th i'm happy

Glad to hear it

how do you sing and not come off as a tool? I only sing in my shower don't tell anyone.

singing is hard

no gf

Detroit?

LA?

Boston?

He say right after houston

So my deduction skills say it's Houston

The closer you get to the border the worse it gest.

gn Jordan

Obama funded ISIS with oil. FACT.

What do you do with a faggot bat? <:monkaS:416697853621174292> 💦

Are you calling for a cleanse?

B-B-but look at these poor people in the 6th richest nation in the world.

You have to operate under optics tho you can't go full Little.

globohomos like it when you drink pop

FACT

You have to give up the globohomo juice.

Your addiction to sugar is unhealthy.

Being addicted to sugar is 200% globohomo.

Slayer of thots

Okay,

everyone really wants to pop the baby blimp.

is it bait?

I don't think he deserves any attention tho

His handler.

:^)

😠

I bet she votes democrat and gives amazing head

gud boi

I was joking bread

When is the last time you said the pledge of allegiance?

think about it...

Some high schools don't have the pledge anymore.

they are really gay now

There is nothing in the pledge about zionism

Yes in honor of our greatest ally, I agree

only 13 stars?

#NotMyFlag

and it's beautiful

that's one droopy snoot

I'm not a fan of pixie cuts on any girls. She has an especially masculine face on her too, so it doesn't help.

some thot was trying to make me have a wet dream. She was like a twitch e-thot.

I told her to hit the road.

but did you get a gf?

too old

Me too.

Like immigration? Thant's not my department I only care about one race. The human race.

Ohhhh i'm gonna virtue signal.

doesn't matter. Progress is progress, bigot..

YESSS. A day when Demons and Humans can walk hand in hand. Beautiful.

We are all servants to the democratic party. It's an honor.

What, do you love freedom or something?

HAH freedom. Freedom doesn't ship dollar bills in your mail now does it?

The federal government can solve any problem given enough power and money. Why can't you see that?

Racists probably

They cause all the problems

and halt progress

I think it's gonna be Oprah, and she's got my vote on lock.

Michelle Obama made school lunch great again.

FACT.

calories only fund toxic masculinity. now eat your synthetic soy tofu substitute and unidentifiable brown slop juice.

You aren't what you eat. You are whatever you want to be. Diet has no link to health.

(she won't)

She's not the candidate.

Hahaha I doubt it but it is possible.

I would say Hillary would run before Michelle. but I doubt either.

elf did you just assume my category?

I identify as non-food.

Don't even try. Your brain isn't large enough to even count the digits.

hiii elf

🇺🇸 🇬🇧 Countries who support refugees

What if guam capsizes though? I'm so scared for those people.

go east of europe for good times.

🇮🇹 Honorary

How can the wall be racist if mexican is a nationality not a race? Hot take.

Does that make a wall national-ist?

California

California has the most electoral ballots. If we all move there it's a big win for us.

@Wondernab🎅 we can just ban them along with guns.

that would be compromising.

When have you seen democrats ever compromise?

The compromise is they get what they want slightly behind schedule.

🤔

Killing the commies was good tho

But Israel is our greatest ally. Are you telling me the soviets were ethnically Jewish?

that's it. I'm quitting my job and dedicating my life to naming the JEw.

Who does besides Christians and Europeans?

True question.

Na respect Christians and Europeans.

Japan is cool

Okay, well if these dudes were so bad why hasn't anyone stopped them yet? CONSPIRACY.

Dang pagans

He has a strong name too.

Yup.

Only hockey.

Tell that thot to go stream on twitch