I met Ronaldo at my old job on that trip

He didn't have transportation lined up, used our courtesy shuttle, didn't want to share it with another client, played the whole "do you know who I am" card on us

I was the only person at my job who actually knew who he was

private sector of avation in vegas

all those fuckers flew in

i met trump, hillary, bernie, rubio, etc. you name it

bernies handler was a really fat black guy

hillary had some fat bald white dude who couldn't walk 100 meters as a pilot

because ebonics is GODS language

should I bet Schalke -0.5 vs. Lokomotiv Moscow

my uncle made the goal song for Schalke

don't do it

you will join, get sick of it, and miss out on full benefits then end up working somewhere else

the pro football players?

we have a lot more (and different) food than euros

there's a reason USA wins the olympics

nah tell him to join Border Patrol

I played fullback / linebacker

it's not fun

you get beat up by bigger guys 100% of the time

played 8 plays in 3 games after doing 2-a-days the entire summer

then quit

played hockey, the white mans sport above the mason-dixon line <:FeelsGoodMan:356316480645890048>

oh, i hate VGK now

the white women have infiltrated

we have a new team?

I still support VGK I just won't attend any games until we start sucking again and the normies go away

because a women yelling "WHY ARE THEY PULLING THE GOALIE" on a delayed penalty makes me cringe

or every half chance the fans think "OMG WE'RE ABOUT TO SCORE"

and then when they rip apart our penalty kill unit with the cross ice pass to the guy wide open on the other side and I say "all day, god the scouting report is so easy on this team" and some mutt goes "ALL DAY" when Fleury stops a should-be goal it makes me cringe

normies get out of hockey

i know you want to be rich and white but you aren't

these girls are everywhere now in the arena

until these girls are out, i'm not going

i'd sign up if the military built / patrolled the wall

season starts tonight

"what are you, intolerant of anti-semite views?"

is anything interesting happening today

or should i just play video games

in 50 years drinking will be viewed just as negatively as smoking is today

don't become a pilot

it's no fun working nights/weekends/holidays for either some rich asshole or an airline

you never sleep in your own bed

very rarely do you use the autopilot

bullshit

you do not use autopilot unless you're in ILS conditions or using NavAids while flying non-cross country flights as it complicates things tenfold

btw, never date a women who wants to become a pilot

1) she's going to go into a lot of debt
2) she's attempting to join a field where she's surrounded by guys wanting to hit on her
3) she will never be home

oh btw, everyone who is getting their pilots licenses now are either white females or asian males straight out of china

they come over here for the training that their airline pays for because they don't have it over there then fly back

nah it's not like that

they're taking private pilot lessons it has nothing at all to do with the air force

i had a grill pilot on my last flight it was <:GWragMonkaS:390321742624849920>

i wanted to go into the cabin and just make sure she was doing her job properly

the real boomers are the chair force reserve crowd

wtf is a cryptologiclinguist

the military meteorologist i met worked at the AFB maybe twice a week

parachute rigger <:GWragTbhfam:390321741525942272>

check unlimited recreation and early retirement

tell them you're joining for the gibs

free medical/dental, paid college tuitio

does anyone have the WW3 for $100 one

found it

nah i won't vote for him in a general

why is everyone so hellbent on getting the black vote

easy 2 picks

rebuild the Axis (Germany, Italy, Japan)
or USA + GREATEST ALLY

USA for $60 is a steal

*70

you could always use the China + India + Brazil strategy and just throw bodies at them until they get bored and you win

i'll just take China, India, and Brazil and have 3 billion people

how many Shaka Zulu's can I buy

roughly 50 countries in Africa?

yes we spend more than #2-10 combined on our military

it's a bargain for $70

if you're thinking logically and not trolling of course you're picking USA

WHAT MOUNTAINS

HAVE YOU BEEN TO CANADA?

your entire population lives in Toronto / Montreal / Hongcouver

over a 3rd of your country lives in 3 cities

get rid of Sydney + Melbourne + Brisbane and 45% of Australia is RIP

just drop bombs on Sydney and Melbourne and it's GG

it would take not even a day to conquer Australia

The real question is why aren't you buying Israel and as many minorities as possible and throwing the war for the greater good

<:wesmart:359946049588166657>

we outnumber them 10/1

and have a much larger military

yeah the USA is a no-brainer

what you do with the other $30 is TBD

India and Brazil are solid

India you have a lot of territory and bodies, plus they're 5th in military expenditure

Brazil + India are stronger than everyone who borders them by a wide margin

ah, so you're not actually Canadian

are you white?

yes because your logic is "muh dick / yellow fever" for picking country

then what are they @Logical-Scholar

yeah I need to measure up some of these African countries

surely for $1 they aren't all entirely worthless

god damn we spend a lot on our military