HornetCriper(bruh-gang)
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You wanna throw hands with a t34 bud?
You got me, im actually mashing a keyboard with my 76mm barrel
How about you stay right here and ill back up like 350 meters and then fire a hvap right into ur center mass
As one should when facing the glorius t34
Now you listen here bud
You want me to call in a heavy is-2 for support?
Only thing light tanks are good for is destroying infantry cover and taking out enemy artillery
A t34 can take a panther straight on
Wanna say that to my dshka
Ill fill ur wooden planes with red bullets
@ะฟะฐัะตะฝั cant tell if ur dumb or trollin
@Trolliburton ok first off
I can go like 56 kph
Its like 35
And second off i come loaded with a 76 mm gun that can decimate most german armor and bunkers
Bro i literally won ww2
Slight hiccups
Communism prevailed in the end as it always does
Sorry cant hear you over the sound of my machine guns
In other news i busted a fat nut to mona lisa tody3
Some dude drew a hentai of her and it was 10/10
Turned my 76mm barrel into a 84mm barrel if you know what i mean
Fr tho
Look up mona lisa hentai and go to images, first one
Hoes mad
Want me a girl who isnt annoying af and is ready for disappointment
Whenever i hear someone say they are genderless i just imagine them peeing out them ass
Does anyone else wish for the end of the human race
Im actually sometimes disgusted when i see some of things we do
Like where the ak47 when ya need it holy fuc
And also working fast food has made me hate black people and fat people and old people
90% of the time when one of those 3 people walk in its a negative experience
Black people are rude, fat people get huge ass orders, and old people cant hear for shit
Its fun when fat people walk in and order tho cuz you can tell what made em fat
"Yeah can i get some extra mayo"
Dude you probably have 5 lbs of undigested mayo in your stomach stop
Maayo gross
Its sticky and gets everywhere
@Sink Pirit ok fatty
Mayo - big yuck
Seriously the amount of mayo yall get on your sandwhiches is straight up revolting
Had a dude come in and get a sandwhich with 16meatballs on it with shredded cheese and half a damn tube of mayo
Yeah someone made a utube vid
Holy FUCK i want a catgirl gf
@elonmusk when fam?
Guess which retard has to wake up in 4 hours
It is currently real retard hours
Ok bois serious question
Long hair or short hair on a woman?
Your prefernce
All i want in a women is decently long hair and either my height or just a bit shorter
Yeah im 5-8 prolly gonna grow a couple inches by the end of summer
Im a big boy
Just get taller, idiot
Steal someones bones and use them to make yourself taller
Ok another question
Dimple or no dimple
Or freckles or no freckles
Ah haggie the god among men
I got a dimple that perks up whenever i smile and its annoying
Like its just perfectly above the corner of my mouth
Like "sup bitch im here to ruin ur social interaction
Jokes on you i already ruined it with my horrible social skills, dimple ๐
An eu cucks in the chat rn?
Is it true that people in ur area are pretty reserved
I heard that uk peeps are really quiet in public and thats hard for me to imagine cuz im American
As does freedom land
Lets all move to finland fam
Oh yeah the refuges
Isnt denmark like the #1 happies country
When youre an na cuck and never traveled out the country <:angery:297573697949007873>
Unironically wanna go to japan. Hear they got bomb ass food
Whenever anyone mentions ything related to scotland demoman from tf2 pops into my head doing his laugh emote
And i think that demoman perfectly describes scotland
Also why are people greedy
Rage 2 sucks apparenty
Only like10 missions for 60$ omegalol
I was getting doom and borderlands vibes and was tempted but the reviews stopped me
Hell yeah no school gang
Depends on what time peroid. From like 1943 to present around 80k were mad @Barrel_Head
1940*
Some t34 tanks are still used in 3rd world countries today
@EroticusGastritus get a boner
Gott be up in 4 hrs oh boy
@EroticusGastritus you are breathing manually, you can see ur nose, you can feel your toes and socks
Personally id say the kidneys are the best part of a women
Rigjt next to the tits
Get a girl with 2 kidneys so you can sell both of them and have sex with her as her body shuts down
Win win
Cheating is like chocolate, it may taste good now but it is bad for your future
As long as you admit that ur a bad person have at it
Only strife with cheaters
They try to act all innocent
Plot twist lily is a dude and is baiting us all
@//Sankuey// i give you my exhaust port
Look me in the eyes and tell me that you've never at least once thought of shoving ur dick up a tanks exhaust
Rember guys to eat ass
A i rape women and minorities
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Rather be single and content then in a relationship and stressed
Thats prolly why i dont have a gf. I know nothing healthy will come from a relationship with them
One time i asked a girl out to a movie and got left on read and thats why ill never do it again
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