HornetCriper(bruh-gang)

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You wanna throw hands with a t34 bud?

You got me, im actually mashing a keyboard with my 76mm barrel

How about you stay right here and ill back up like 350 meters and then fire a hvap right into ur center mass

As one should when facing the glorius t34

Now you listen here bud

You want me to call in a heavy is-2 for support?

Only thing light tanks are good for is destroying infantry cover and taking out enemy artillery

A t34 can take a panther straight on

Wanna say that to my dshka

Ill fill ur wooden planes with red bullets

I can go like 56 kph

Its like 35

And second off i come loaded with a 76 mm gun that can decimate most german armor and bunkers

Bro i literally won ww2

Slight hiccups

Communism prevailed in the end as it always does

Sorry cant hear you over the sound of my machine guns

In other news i busted a fat nut to mona lisa tody3

Some dude drew a hentai of her and it was 10/10

Turned my 76mm barrel into a 84mm barrel if you know what i mean

Look up mona lisa hentai and go to images, first one

Want me a girl who isnt annoying af and is ready for disappointment

Whenever i hear someone say they are genderless i just imagine them peeing out them ass

Does anyone else wish for the end of the human race

Im actually sometimes disgusted when i see some of things we do

Like where the ak47 when ya need it holy fuc

And also working fast food has made me hate black people and fat people and old people

90% of the time when one of those 3 people walk in its a negative experience

Black people are rude, fat people get huge ass orders, and old people cant hear for shit

Its fun when fat people walk in and order tho cuz you can tell what made em fat

"Yeah can i get some extra mayo"

Dude you probably have 5 lbs of undigested mayo in your stomach stop

Maayo gross

Its sticky and gets everywhere

Mayo - big yuck

Seriously the amount of mayo yall get on your sandwhiches is straight up revolting

Had a dude come in and get a sandwhich with 16meatballs on it with shredded cheese and half a damn tube of mayo

Yeah someone made a utube vid

Holy FUCK i want a catgirl gf

@elonmusk when fam?

Guess which retard has to wake up in 4 hours

It is currently real retard hours

Ok bois serious question

Long hair or short hair on a woman?

Your prefernce

All i want in a women is decently long hair and either my height or just a bit shorter

Yeah im 5-8 prolly gonna grow a couple inches by the end of summer

Im a big boy

Just get taller, idiot

Steal someones bones and use them to make yourself taller

Ok another question

Dimple or no dimple

Or freckles or no freckles

Ah haggie the god among men

I got a dimple that perks up whenever i smile and its annoying

Like its just perfectly above the corner of my mouth

Like "sup bitch im here to ruin ur social interaction

Jokes on you i already ruined it with my horrible social skills, dimple ๐Ÿ˜Ž

An eu cucks in the chat rn?

Is it true that people in ur area are pretty reserved

I heard that uk peeps are really quiet in public and thats hard for me to imagine cuz im American

As does freedom land

Lets all move to finland fam

Oh yeah the refuges

Isnt denmark like the #1 happies country

When youre an na cuck and never traveled out the country <:angery:297573697949007873>

Unironically wanna go to japan. Hear they got bomb ass food

Whenever anyone mentions ything related to scotland demoman from tf2 pops into my head doing his laugh emote

And i think that demoman perfectly describes scotland

Also why are people greedy

Rage 2 sucks apparenty

Only like10 missions for 60$ omegalol

I was getting doom and borderlands vibes and was tempted but the reviews stopped me

Hell yeah no school gang

Depends on what time peroid. From like 1943 to present around 80k were mad @Barrel_Head

Some t34 tanks are still used in 3rd world countries today

Gott be up in 4 hrs oh boy

@EroticusGastritus you are breathing manually, you can see ur nose, you can feel your toes and socks

Personally id say the kidneys are the best part of a women

Rigjt next to the tits

Get a girl with 2 kidneys so you can sell both of them and have sex with her as her body shuts down

Cheating is like chocolate, it may taste good now but it is bad for your future

As long as you admit that ur a bad person have at it

Only strife with cheaters

They try to act all innocent

Plot twist lily is a dude and is baiting us all

@//Sankuey// i give you my exhaust port

Look me in the eyes and tell me that you've never at least once thought of shoving ur dick up a tanks exhaust

Rember guys to eat ass
A i rape women and minorities
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Rather be single and content then in a relationship and stressed

Thats prolly why i dont have a gf. I know nothing healthy will come from a relationship with them

One time i asked a girl out to a movie and got left on read and thats why ill never do it again

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