Was thinking of dipping in yellow, but whatever you say.

Keep trying dude. We believe in you!

There he goes.

13 tops

Well. Back to work.

Later Broskis. I gotta bounce.

I do believe that once someone goes in the offensive, they hand out their victim card. Because you can't be a victim, and an opressor at the same time.

Was the Bible that said the man who raped a woman. Can then later BUY HER and keep her as a wife?

Then kill her but make it look like an accident.

So you can rape someone else again.

Yeah. The Bible is weird DUB

Sex is great, but have you ever found that one porno that is JUST right for you?

Remember kids. Don't choke your girl. Just press your fingers between her throat and muscles gently. It would give a similar feeling.

Well. With men it is weird. They have the Adam's apple.

And when that shit starts going up and down from the constant gulping... Even seeng someone do that normally is weird.

And Adam's apple. The little lump on your neck under the jaw @TBORIOT

Only men have it .. for some reason

The best part of drinking coffee IS the shit tho

Who drinks coffee with sugar...

I like my coffee just the way I like my women... Without a penis.

Damn dude

Way to say you like traps on a new level.

Minecraft hunger games

You guys have fun. I gotta be a. Adult for 15 minutes for somebody...

Anything resembling an animal on pfp is furry now? ...shit, the pictures of me mum's dog... I gotta delete those now!

Anyhoo, how goes fellow internet users. Lovely day, innit?

Oh good. My ma's Lucy can stay on my phone then.

Also F1NN I'll be nice to whomever the fuck I want.

Mornings all around.

Not if they say no homo at the end.

Oh we agreeing F1NN is a trap? Shit, I'm sorry.

I have received advanced wisdom now, thank you.

I once thought of going trap in all seriousness... but my beard grows back in a day, and the whole region would come down on me and beat the shit out of me for being a fag. Because Balkans. 👌

So, I accepted I'll just be an average dude.

I was a weird kid in high school. I grew a brain in the meantime.

Welp, break time is over for me soon. You guys have fun here.

Goodbye SanTurtle

Someone say "dead"?

My friends call me old and I am just 23... So... People get old real fast.

He was born at the age of 7

Spending 7 years in the womb, refusing to leave

Hello random internet-perusing people

How go your lives

Realizing how boring life is when I am not at work.

Was forced on paid vacation for the holidays.

At physical therapy department.

The director went to talk to my boss, then she came to me and said "yeah because of your internship contract for one year... You have to go on your 16 days off before the end of the year. Now scram"

So now... I feel like SpongeBob when he was forced on days off.

It actually made my colleagues envious.

I got the best holidays off. Since they have to organise their days off so the department can still work during Christmas days.

And I am just sitting at home with a thumb up myass till New year's Eve now.

Hatter my 360 no scopes are rusty. I can't.

But how else do I establish dominance?

True. And because of the holidays and the way the month is formated, I basically got ALL month till 2nd of january

Yeah. I was considering writing. And I recently found out people are actually willing to pay for written porn... How mental is that? X'D

I mean. My drawing skills are rusty too. back in college days I used to draw daily during class.

Could brush up on those too.

Hatter. Used to have 1.5k

Then I made an Alex jojoke. And got terminated.

It was back in those days when YouTube went to purge all Jones content, then decided to purge all anime related content with any semblance of sexuality.

I mean. I remember that termination e-mail when I got it at work.

I think I got it archived and can screenshot it.

On 30th of July

I think

5 years. Right down the drain.

got the generic "sorry, but fuck you template"

It's fine tho. I am still on the site. YouTube hadn't shut me down yet again, since it is obvious it was part of a mass channel Exodus at the time. So now I am gonna see some other video formats, lengths, and themes. And see which I enjoy making.

...they still owe me 70 dollars I made in those 5 fucking years over ads.

Man I am not crazy. YouTube is not my lifeline

It's a simple hobby.

Going full time on YouTube is the biggest mistake you can make.

Even my co-workers said so. XD like one said "I cringed when my son in kindergarten said -I wanna be a YouTuber- like. That's a waste of your life and will be a major dissapointment when you fail"

And 99% of attempts fail.

It fuckin does.

I don't know what I am doing with my life anymore.

Yeah. Well. Clickbait is obviously what I was going for. And I am not ashamed. Everyone uses clickbait

I am

You know I am weeb trash. And I kinda don't care. I had fun making those shitty vids.

I mean sure, I guess?

The first idea of the channel back then is to just make fun of the fact they are sexualized and over the top, but I guess that type of humor is dead.

I mean. Shit, most of those visual novels come from Japan. And their age of consent is like 14? ...so of course we will find it kinda sick

That was the whole joke. The fact they try to sell that underage as sexy. The videos were over the top accents and mostly laughing while trying to read through it.

I mean shit. you can not say those lines they do in bed with a straight face.

Besides. If Pyrocynical can read gay fan fiction on his channel and get away with it. I thought shit, with some blurring, censorship, and funny voiceing... I can do the same with anime girls.

...turns out I actually needed to be bent over to YouTube to pull that sneaky.

I know Ruger.

But yeah for the "so called underage porn" ...how was I still on YouTube for 5 years before the yeet? You can't explain that.

...because I can't explain it either.

I was basically waiting for them to yeet me deep down. Took em a while.

Well. I had my coffee in town, and I feel a little better. Can't believe a random group makes me better at times.

See ya guys. I got to spend this month off being productive somehow.

Thankfully, or unfortunately, I can't listen to it. Don't want people around me to get affected by my musical taste.

They don't deserve the pain

I have apparently been kicked out the group? But I'm back. Huehuehue

Dunno what I did anyway. Just this morning was like "huh... All the pings are gone." Anyway. Yes. Vaping is annoying. Like every time they cloud everything up and make a fat fog.

A bong and a blitz.

We are all fucked. Might as well enjoy the ride while we can.

You got 2 out of those 3 right.