Oof‚ my friend tried with a cactus.

but the sour ones taste good..

Been a damn while since I had a actual fucking sour grape.

Squidward nose.

Alright‚ give me your all.

excuse me..what?

Don't we all?

damn

Damn‚ Nudity..never thought I'd be charged against for that.

Nah I'm okay.

You'll get em next time.

Hello Russian person

and then i remembered that it might not understand me.

take boltman

dude‚ c'mon..you always gotta show the glory hole.

I can debunk that theory

IF skeleton has sperm or whatever in their bonemarrow or whatever it's called..they're female? Idk I think I've been lied too. Correct me greatly if I'm wrong.

Yeah no i was greatly lied to.

hot.

Where the hell

No thanks.

seems fun

if someone calls you a dick..is it correct to respond with "you are what you eat?"

neither did I

@Zombie maybe later sometime.

Some people can't even fap without directional help..how sad.

@tarf unless you want extreme asshole numbing and uh..prostate cancer..? Idk how you get that

I remember onetime i probably lost my virginity to a toothbrush.

fuck now i stopped breathing.

@Space you'll get through the pain.

Which isn't very pleasant

wait..what?

oh I read "breating"

@zennie where the hell is your profile pic from‚ I fucking know it but I can't remember the fucking name.

And then I accidentally deleted my message.

Okay

@g0d lucky man‚ have fun being a parent one day

are you at least in France? Its legal there.

oof

You live a sad life.

at least 1 testicle?

if she got a cooch‚ hell nah that's a man.

at least he gets to have fun..

Okay actual serious question: front or back

Aye

That's what most hackers tend to do.

What just happened-

What kind?

Okay

@Lin℉ i wanna say yes.

haha‚ right.

damn..kitty's straightforward

Egg kun don't even have a face.

Sour semen..

egg sounds like my kind of guy...girl..thing

Oh

don't judge him

No

I haven't eaten real food in a while.

I'll be Nyannynyacosplay *I think that's how you spell its name.*

i am an egg

@Justy i wanna say that's a whole mood but that's just gonna be a choke.

Now I will never eat mayonnaise again

dick sluts‚ eugh..they're okay

Alright egg kun

time to go

@Erumation happy birthday in advance..or..whatever you want me to say

so like a jelly donut?

Yes

@Gloom dont you already do that? Jk lol..sorry..

My thighs are at least enough to call decent.

Egg sounds picky.

egg‚ do you want the dick or do you wanna get slit?

*I feel retarded now*

Very

@Kitty yes‚ sadly

@ThatOneGirl Jealous? Okay gloves up little egg‚ Im bout to shatter your pelvic bone.

What corn said.

@Tendou I have seen it happen plenty of times.

@Gloom Awh! Thank you Lunar‚ I like yours too!

@ThatOneGirl egg kun sounds like he has mental problems.

Getting fucked in the ass sounds so fun

@Gloom never know what your husband might have.

EGG I WILL SLAP YOUR DICK OFF

@g0d im gonna go with..both

@トラック how'd it work out

Nice

I'd like to know the answer to that too.

Kiwi town

@ThatOneGirl I'm with lunar on this one‚ It sorta changes the whole aspect of the place for the horniness since its a huge..cringey turn off.

pubes sound like a pain.

@トラック i can oddly imagine that becoming a trend soon

@ForcedAssault tough question

Women are shape shifters.

A chest full of chastity cages and belts‚ that is what this chat is.

@ExplodingFist do what your big dog tells ya..I mean..that's if its big or not.

@Erumation awwwh‚ how cute.

I'm sorta jealous.

@Erumation this guy right here.

Puberty hasn't even hit them hard yet.