I have more pounds than your body weight and that’s saying something

Ur jokes are my sleeping medication bruv

All deckchairs fold ya mug

You’ll get decked in a minute

It’s no a game a poker take it easy

Good job we don’t need jokers...

Am a lion bar fuckin alpha male

Okay thank you kindly

Emoji

Cats are killers

Sponsssssss

Sounds like some junky ass shit

Inject heroine for maximum results

My mouth is so dry am dying

Water

Thick 6

Smell me

Air pressure penis noises

why cum on a sock when u can just eat it whole

London has fallen

why vote when u can tweet

@Tea eat my ass u gay fuck

mind your manners

thick six

fuking eat me

why smoke weed when u can anal wendy

@sweatercowsandsass fucking choke on ur slabbers u fucking retard

@sweatercowsandsass i hope u crash and life ends for u

@Octavia ur a slag

is this maicon

pussy cats

burp

vagina gays

aint shite bitches

calling me out hoe u aint got sbit

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didnt mean it t is PTT button lol

ya bitch

Face my lips

scared boi cant handle the thick 6

yuck

they call me mr touch the sides

quk quck quck quck

eat ass 4lyf

cheese is gay

ass eater

to much wit for u gaylords

somone nuke eurocentral cheers

mon then

ill melt u

u canny slap yer fat thighs

@sweatercowsandsass u been opening Christmas crackers a bit early way shite jokes like that

i wrcked u and u left... i accept ur defeat

listen i dont listen to cunts who say ken so away u n play way Barbie

@sweatercowsandsass keep ur money mate i think youll need it

didnt know y pimped oot yer own maw

a bet you 2 give each other good hand jobs, proud of u very 2018

spot the eddy cunt fuckin saucer a milk away ye go

a think youll find i am home no tai required

oay 12yo school boi patter, great love it

considering its text it would be hard

pure racism

hard boiis

HOOSE RICE FAGGOT

weres the sauce fucking more drier than yer gran mindge

dont quote me faggot yer no a reporter

ur a lemon

YE Ken Eh

cause am always in contact way yer maws pants

time n place

Coatbridge ya fanny

id get a train tho

just 4 u

youll get claw hammered

aye cause ill nail u

bring all th team uneed i ride solo in the whooping ass game

get over it

dnd

aye right

you will

aye, lifes a fight ur just another weekday to me

easy

dont wanna hurt u to bad make u miss golf practice n all

@ky thats lie my dick lenth

say whatever u like

HA HA theyll need ta upload it to live leak cause ur gonna die

spazzy bashing is easy

6ffot

hes 6 2 way his maws high heels

played rugby for years mate ur a gonner

yeah we arnt fags ur right

ur simply a clown

u aint seen shit

fucing gay fag on ur side good one

when u stop being gay mabe ill listen to u

dont train 2 hard now u fucking cum sock

hope its against cancer

faggots

bet u say that to all the bois

Up eh ra