I’m in the fucking bahammas

In my defense

Those rays lookin hella thicc

I am

I’m waiting on dinner reservations

That’s true

Should I massacre them?

Nah I have to wait in the restaurant

Or risk loosing my spot

Im finna go play some slots

The restaurant is in the casino

Yeah

That’s unfortunate

I just explained to my nephew how Africa was the first battle royale in history

No

No sheckles were originally made of copper

I love statistic like that

The contextual ones that is

Did you know that statistically you get more pussy year round than 24% of the world

Ik they’re called Asians

They have like 24 different kinds and they all hate each other for some reason

Pretty whack shit

Thx torchy

They drew the flag themselves wtf

It’s actually fucking duck taped to a fucking rake

What has isis become

Anyone else remember when isis used to scare us

Then the US shit all over their country

Can we bully jackie for being a furfag

Or does he have a rank

Those eyes scream “I get several hours of dry humping every morning before Jackie goes to work.... someone kill me”

Not even god can help that poor bastard

@Fairly Extraordinary Paint you strike me as the spawn of an autistic goat and dildo residue

Anyone have any tips for a pipe

I got one and my bud keeps falling out

I’m too used to bongs

Outta paper

I can roll

I ran out of paper yesterday and my friend lent me his pipe

Yeah 😂👌🏽

Who are the best readers in the world

Hammond

Damn

What legends

Impractical jokers anyone?

Yeah I fear if I get my hand too close they’ll bite it off

Yeah

Big chungus has her beat

Yea

I mean a little

Is he role playing as fucking Karen

“<:dribble:467327022641971211> Sick em’ Mike Tyson 2”

That’s what I’d name my kangaroo

Yea

I do occasionally hop onto dark souls 3 and wreck shit

By “wreck shit” I mean get my butt pussy fist fucked by the god damn abyss watchers

WAH

Who draws that shut

Wtf

Dude

People are fucked up

That’s cool

Sure

What are your rates

Aw

Rip AK

Someone add Tokyo drift music to this

My dad just said the n word

You believe in oxygen?

Autism 100

What’s everyone’s favorite gifts they got for Christmas