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2019-06-09 08:39:22 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

And also the beacon

2019-06-09 08:39:45 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Does anyone here know how to interpret dreams?

2019-06-09 08:40:03 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

I keep having the same two and Iโ€™m afraid of getting aroused by them and their ark nature

2019-06-09 08:40:23 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

You are a madman

2019-06-09 08:40:47 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

I once did the impossible

2019-06-09 08:40:55 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

I was preparing cereals

2019-06-09 08:41:02 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

I put the cereals

2019-06-09 08:41:09 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Then the milk

2019-06-09 08:41:16 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

And then I put the bowl

2019-06-09 08:41:38 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Dm?

2019-06-09 08:41:58 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Again??

2019-06-09 08:42:43 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

General kenobi

2019-06-09 08:43:15 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

No no no no

2019-06-09 08:43:21 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Why ?

2019-06-09 08:43:45 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  
2019-06-09 08:44:12 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

The fact that you wrote it in that kind of letters implies that youโ€™d do it in a sexual demeanour

2019-06-09 08:44:25 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Loghtmlde?

2019-06-09 08:49:53 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Nice

2019-06-09 08:50:22 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@Bluree and for the sleepers

2019-06-09 08:51:04 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

You know whatโ€™s the most difficult thing there is?

2019-06-09 08:51:11 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Dying in silence

2019-06-09 08:51:23 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Purรฉ silence

2019-06-09 08:51:53 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Iโ€™ll be honest Iโ€™ve still havenโ€™t been able to do so

2019-06-09 08:52:00 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Itโ€™s more difficult than it appears

2019-06-09 08:52:29 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Lucky you

2019-06-09 08:52:41 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Now you can invite your girlfriend and fuck!

2019-06-09 08:52:48 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

And if you donโ€™t have any

2019-06-09 08:52:55 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

You can be with us and watch hentai

2019-06-09 08:53:03 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Which is better

2019-06-09 08:53:13 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

A honeycomb

2019-06-09 08:53:21 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Or a donkey ?

2019-06-09 08:53:46 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@PieInYourFace StreaX I mean... if you want, but god wonโ€™t be happy

2019-06-09 08:54:07 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  
2019-06-09 08:55:02 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

The octopus is the smartest of the mollusks. Technically not a lot of competition there. I mean clams are stupid. Iโ€™m sorry. I said it. They are dumb as hell.

2019-06-09 08:56:44 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Did you sell it on 9GAG later?

2019-06-09 08:57:13 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Hi gay, Iโ€™m dyson

2019-06-09 08:57:45 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@>w< you my man are going to achieve great things

2019-06-09 08:58:28 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Thighs not needeth be thick to cause the arousal of thy prey

2019-06-09 08:58:54 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@>w< another one ?

2019-06-09 08:59:07 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

I thought you said it would be the last time

2019-06-09 08:59:36 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Your grandmother could bear my children if she sucked as much as you do

2019-06-09 09:00:00 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@Bluree the best kind there are

2019-06-09 09:00:35 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@Pat that my friend is what is called a joke

2019-06-09 09:00:49 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

They donโ€™t make sense and serve no purpose than that of mild amusement

2019-06-09 09:01:08 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@Pat I thought we had agreed to not tell anyone

2019-06-09 09:01:32 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Now my mother is going to take away my fucking priviliges

2019-06-09 09:01:47 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

This is not my day

2019-06-09 09:02:17 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@>w< thatโ€™s because the taller you are the less space you have to be in your bed

2019-06-09 09:02:32 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Still doesnโ€™t explain why my back hurts when Iโ€™m so damn tiny

2019-06-09 09:02:57 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@Santa Bruno no pain=no gain

2019-06-09 09:03:33 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Did you just assume my pronoun definition?

2019-06-09 09:03:44 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Lol jk

2019-06-09 09:03:51 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Iโ€™m not that full of shit

2019-06-09 09:04:16 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Eating fiver makes you build gases up to your throat

2019-06-09 09:04:25 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

They make food taste weird

2019-06-09 09:05:07 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Did you never feel like depressed when you finished school even if you hated it?

2019-06-09 09:05:37 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

I think it was because they made us dependent on stress

2019-06-09 09:05:45 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

And without stress we had no drive

2019-06-09 09:06:09 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@>w< I hate you

2019-06-09 09:06:37 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Now I hate you both

2019-06-09 09:06:50 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

My mother could do it

2019-06-09 09:06:56 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

I couldnโ€™t do it

2019-06-09 09:07:12 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

So Iโ€™m a failure compared to my parents

2019-06-09 09:07:19 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Goodie

2019-06-09 09:07:57 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@BepisMan your picture looks like an annoyed sausage

2019-06-09 09:08:22 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Donโ€™t joke with that @>w<

2019-06-09 09:08:40 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Itโ€™s bad enough that the world has to withstand his presence

2019-06-09 09:09:00 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@BepisMan thatโ€™s nice

2019-06-09 09:09:16 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

I am we Todd it

2019-06-09 09:09:23 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

I am sofa king we Todd it

2019-06-09 09:09:43 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@PieInYourFace StreaX depends on the season I think

2019-06-09 09:10:14 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Jotaro

2019-06-09 09:10:30 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  
2019-06-09 09:11:02 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@>w< and you didnโ€™t have Obama too?

2019-06-09 09:11:57 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Hello darkness my old friend

2019-06-09 09:12:15 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

<@544272386720268289> thank you!

2019-06-09 09:12:39 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Pffff I wish

2019-06-09 09:13:48 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@>w< and hitler was his grandson

2019-06-09 09:14:06 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Dear god

2019-06-09 09:14:22 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

How much did you change? @BepisMan

2019-06-09 09:14:53 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Damn

2019-06-09 09:15:10 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@BepisMan you need the lord

2019-06-09 09:15:41 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

I live in Spain

2019-06-09 09:16:11 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@>w< we need a real government so be my guest

2019-06-09 09:16:55 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@DJ Stapler whatโ€™s you idea?

2019-06-09 09:17:31 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

No

2019-06-09 09:17:37 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

No no no no no

2019-06-09 09:17:45 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  
2019-06-09 09:17:52 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

I implore you

2019-06-09 09:18:08 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

You will be destroyed from the inside out

2019-06-09 09:18:31 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Then piss on her for dominance

2019-06-09 09:18:48 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Thatโ€™s right

2019-06-09 09:18:55 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Show dominance

2019-06-09 09:19:18 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@PieInYourFace StreaX it fucked me up when I was younger

2019-06-09 09:20:05 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@PieInYourFace StreaX his 9 year old army wont let him die

2019-06-09 09:20:36 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

@eroseye is something wrong?

2019-06-09 09:20:58 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Did you expect sexual deviants discussing about thighs?

2019-06-09 09:21:04 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Well we have those

2019-06-09 09:21:15 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

But we also have some genuine nice people

2019-06-09 09:21:56 UTC [The Empire Did Nothing Wrong #general]  

Does anyone here know how to interpret dreams yet?

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