It's not so bad

fuck vegans though

ohgod

>Goes to stream game to show friend how to play it

>Only person on twitch playing it

Time to play Erika

GOTY vs shitpile

"Almost heaven"

Poop spike traps

The entire border fence lined with em

Shoot them with tranq darts filled with Australian stone fish venom

Heh, they don't make grammar like they used to.

*Sips*

(((goblins)))

Were they higher or lower Serv?

I've been out of the States.

And fuck this new keyboard. Fucking enter key is massive.

Like under Obama "get your guns before he takes em," bonanza?

Noice

I bought six rifles under Obama

Too bad they're in the U.S

The only purchases I am working on these days is a second DS arms FAL, and a Swedish m38 from 1941

I still don't have an AR, surprisingly.

Only if it made me fucking Ares

what the fuck

WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT

p-put your dick in it

I was mostly memeing

That shit is disgusting

shut it down

Need help with an expression/want to make sure I got the gist of it before I explain it to some ESL motherfuckers.

"He doesn't even know his own mind," concerning decision making. I'm assuming that means the guy has a lot of self doubt?

It's a dumb House of Cards deal

Basically, the brother goes "My father wrote he'd not get a "damned," cent. He actually used that word. My brother didn't believe it at all. The issue is, he doesn't know his own mind and my father always knew his."

For the entire context

And of course, some ESL guys want me to explain it

Which I did but, I want to be right

@CNA Bitchboi

That's what I said basically

Tabasco or Cholula my dudes?

F

I schelpt and y'all went retarded

Yeah, shit happens

I had vertigo all day yesterday after the missus' herky jerky fucking driving

smh, I missed out on moose steak for dinner cause of her

Sand, blood, or mud

Makes a nice little cake to pull with your fanger

Or when the skin in there dies so you get this fucking t00b of skin in one go

Yep

Please

It's 6am, real lawn mowing hours

<:Angry:483456053808463882>

>Doesn't work if you don't have boomerbook

Then the bastard takes your kingdom

It all falls apart

Do y'all think hipsters ruined flanel shirts?

oof, /noguns/

I mean, my side business is carpentry and blacksmithing so I *should* get away with it compared to the faggoty fake lumberjacks I've seen appear these past few years @FireRising

Can confirm, he shredded a USPS label

Elections?

Yeah I may have fucked myself

Absentee ballots were supposed to be requested on the 30th

So I may not be able to vote this year

Oh well

It's what they do, I've begun line voting for the right

Fuck em

I'm voting for Trump from Sweden just for laughs

Especially since it makes Stockholmers melt

Can he be summoned?

/little chink return to us/

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Some nibbas don't appreciate jobs.

I'm in the job hunting loop right now, it sucks dick

I'm trying to figure out how to get a job with my degree

I'm so used to bullshiting my way into decent/higher paying jobs without the qualifications that I don't know how to use the fucking qualifications

Ah

I went to college because if I didn't, my G.I bill would be wasted

I do not believe in that bullshit

College, not the scholarships thing

Scholarships are either for the poors, beaners, or foreigners

My last semester of American College I finished from overseas, gave me new appreciation for distance students

Shit was a pain in the fucking ass

Ah

As a vet, you're legally an adult so you get around the 24 years of age bullshit colleges insist upon

Because you know, the colleges know anyone under 24 apparently can't think for themselves

Then again, most college and uni students stay home till they're fucking 30 these days

So maybe they're right

My folks are so poor anyways, I got the G.I bill and FASFA or however the fuck you spell it

Which would overpay the school, so I got a fat refund check

Plus BAH

So I funded my small business that way

Yeah if you're in a higher bracket you didn't get that shit

Yeah it's retarded

I think I got like 6k per year

And it was divided as such:

$250, 2850ish, and then the rest

Like how the fuck do you divide the amount that way

Are you mentally retarded?