there is a female i like and from advice ive heard to tell if people like me she seems to like me but shes in a relationship

my brother forces me to drink milk

get borderlands handsome collection

dont come crying when your weak bones break

im preparing my skeleton for the uprising

i need the new free dlc

i was watching microsoft e3 live and people were saying "boring" in chat during b3

i wanted to kill them

agreed

the chocolate cookie is the best part

yeeeeeeeeeee

yeah

just two shells superglued together

hotglue

elmers purple glue stick

that purple shit yummy

samae

i remember my friend extended the full thing and took a huge chomp and none of it was left

he swallowed it all and was sent to the nurse

no but ive done it

to my sister after she ate my leftover cracker barrel pancakes

good times

i deadass just shat myself

kinda quirky doe

jusg wiped the cream off of an oreo

ye

just wiped the holes of a bowling ball clean with my toungue

yeah

should i jack off

i will wait one minute for responses

you have already voted

shiddd its a tie

no

its gravy

i was told my great grandmother died from a seizure earlier today so i cant sleep

wow

but kinda quirky doe

aight im jacking off

i had a wet dream cause i sucked my dick once

AMISH paradise

paradise by coldplay

i have a kfc spork will that work

jacking off and listening to some sick beats

guys i shideded

ok

shit stain on my bed

i just gave myself an erection on command i cant do it anymore

yes u are

fucking gaymer

@Tromboner is that a trombone

hell yeah

same

nah im catholic

guys how do i make grilled cheese

guys please help

i haven’t had grilled cheese in 4 years

i really want one

hmmmmm chinese dictator i am
deny the 1989 tiananmen square massacre i must

i just told a fucking valve employee “hmmm cock and ball torture i require”

through uncle dane discord

yo guys is hentaihaven redirecting to fakku for you guys?

oh

can someone give me a quick rundown of whats happening

yo anyone play pokémon go i need to make 3 friends for a mission

scott pilgrim vs the world sex scene

oh shit this isn’t google

jacking off but to the tempo of flight of the bumblebee

yall hear about that egirl that got fucking decapitated

no

ye

oh

yo what’s the banner supposed to be?

oh is it the animation studio logo?

piss fart bals ass

reatrded

lmao i said n word a couple mins ago but the bot deleted it

nono o o nono you cand. do that

i am on probation for putting my cock on the highway waiting for people to run over it

i got $12

i bought a unicycle

i can’t

plus i don’t want to send a video/picture of me even if i could

yep

shod

god damn i’m gullible

i fucking clicked it

rip

an IP grabber

what if i’m a part of a necrophiliac cult

cool i’m yoda

you aren’t as powerful as me

holy shit no way it’s speiset man d thais can’t be happenting

uhh

no fucking clue who you are so probably not

yeah it’s me

hmmm, go home and fuck yaddle i must

any explanation for the font glitch?

i just spent 4 hours straight building a bass guitar in minecraft

no he wouldn’t lmao

notch dislikes minecraft