Oh lord

Just make a cocktail with all of those

Then you'll pass out cold

For like a week or decade

This is getting

Weird

I'm in a relationship, it's been going for 16 years strong

It's my right hand

Yes

Oh lord you sound like a millennial

Send toe pics

Melenial

It has evolved

Im not a virgin

Im a wizard

I have ascended beyond virgin status, from all those years of not talking to a girl have accumulated into spells and shit

Sex isn't cool kids

Toe pics are awesome

What

No

A weeb is where you wished you were born japanese and shit

Yes

I am Kali

Desu

Dude

I just named myself after calamari

Hence kalimari

And kali

Can't you tell?

Tsh coochie, gamer girl pee is where is at

Oof

I knew I shouldn't have dabbled in black magic

Owo

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Uwuwuwuwuuw

Owoggas in uwuaris

Oh lord that font

Whoa cool kid

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Dirt is quite nutritious

What haven't you have a dirt cake before?

Also nice dirt fetish

Trying to roleplay plants versus zombies with your dick? It's no peashooter but you do you man

I can sense wholesomeness in this chat

Sorry used them for fuel for my campfire I had weeks back

Made some smores too

Imagine knowing how to cook

Yea Im down to try it

Chicken? Nice I just had pringles to eat this whole day

Thank you for saying that

That's tempting if it is minecraft

Whatever the broken disk is called

That shit be fire

Hey peter

Yes a meg is mandatory

Instead of a hug you get a scolding

Wait you've had experience?

Calamari, just put my first initial instead of C, changed the A into an I, pretty genius

Well you cant since you're meg

Wait that was yesterday

And dropped an airstrike? Yep

What sauce do you perfer?

Hot sauce it is then

That happened

Who hasnt

I've ate raw chicken with mayo and corn

So nothing new

The lettuce I mean

Whoops

I deleted my own message

Great

I gag when I eat cold sushi

Store brought

Damn, well I always wanted to try the one with salmon on the top and rice as the base

Hello

Rip, I perfer my chocolate open, in my pocket, and melted on a hot summer day

Tis was a mess

Pussy?

As in "boy pussy" or pussy

When you think about it, we're all 0.0001 gay

We breathe in air of the same gender

Damn

You have bottled air?

That doesn't sound as cool as *bottled air*

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough

I mean that'll involve a lot of stretching and blood but sure you can use a car as a dildo

Whoa ask consent first

Not really, they're just pleasuring themselves, just ordinary human behavior

Such vital info to know

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Oof

Ghost messages ooo

Freeze, everybody clap your hands

👏

Now that's what I call edgy 27

Giveaway

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There's no choice in rape

That's why its called rape

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