I would only privatize the little dashes in the middle of the road so if anybody wanted to switch lanes they'd have to pay

tax poverty. nobody will be poor. problem solved.

he knows a guy who knows a guy

"The American dream is to be Donald Trump" -Barack O. Bama

too late, I died of global warming 2 years ago

being brigaged brings back old fuzzy memories 8')

thanks bernie bros (and yang gangbangers too)

this feels like old times again 8')

is it still too late for me to pitch $5 towards Bernie's 5th house or nahh? thanks anyway for this BernieBabes 😉

peace bernie babes and yangbangers, thanks for the memories, remember to sniff, umm, vote biden!

tfw irl girlfriend is making me lunch right now while all this nonsense goes on<:trumpsidesmirk:670894747576958976>

(I'm in Vietnam, I said that)

> Happens here all the time. They think they pissing us off. I enjoy it
@Pytokonda 🐏 This tbh.

it's harder to masturbate if you have to work the door handle

"baby did anybody ever tell you that you have the sexiest penmanship?"

Melania changed her signature to make hers look more like his #impressed

flip book of two stick figures doin' it

it's the note-porn

the way she dotted the i is totally sexual

heart means bff like platonic friend

simple dot, elegant, to -- the point 😄

put a bottle of cleaning solution in the bucket like a real champ

bro, that's the first line to the theme song for Three's Company

"come on knock on my door..."

tfw we are all going to be invited to the first wedding on the_donald

the earth is a frisbee

who gives a shit ill be dead anyway

fuck the next generation forreal

except when it comes to chromosomes

> You've heard of the earth's crust - earth is round, like a pizza.
@lima429 MFW the earth's surface is stuffed with cheese

YFW the solar system is (mostly) flat

illegal alien detected

but bankers can't make plumbs

I remember that show

nothing wrong in being gay

just don't be a democrat

bible check nerd: all humans are sinners from birth and the penalty for sin is death

@Chug Micheals and @TrumpSupportingGrandpa look like brothers

👮‍♂️

@TrumpSupportingGrandpa What does "ERA" stand for?

>nobody told you about 3.14chan...