And I wanted no deal since May presented her deal

0% chance Germany will leave the EU

So we need at least France to leave

Poland ain't guaranteed and both France and Poland pretty much guarantees the death of the EU

As long as Merkel lives through her puppets, that chance is 0

Not only they would need to get rid of them, but also the afd would need to have the support of the population

And Germans are retarded

Intelligent but retarded

Not being a literal Stalin is enough to get you called literally Hitler

Also, don't buy any merch out of Trump's official sites

Not only there's a good chance it's a rip off, but also any purchase you make in official Trump stores can actually be used in the campaign

Foreign nationals can't directly donate, but they can buy merchandise that will fund the campaign

Can't what?

I think you didn't understand what I meant

I meant you need to buy the merchandise in an official store and have it shipped for someone that'll ship it to you

There are several companies that do that

As long as you buy the merchandise directly from Trump's store

So buy it, have it shipped to an US address, and a person or company will ship it to you

How the fuck that wouldn't be legal?

Not really, you're buying a product, not making a donation

Even though the sales will also be considered for the campaign fund

There's a huge difference between directly donating $25 to the campaign and buying a $25 product that has a % that will help fund the campaign

Dude, when you pay someone to ship it for you they'll pay the bill

You'll pay an American to buy it, have it shipped for him, and then sent to you

I pay you, you pay them, they ship it to you, you ship it to me

As I said, there are companies that'll do that

The company will buy the product, have it shipped to them and they'll ship it to you

How to interfere in foreign elections 101

Another tip, Trump hotels also sell Trump merchandise and they don't fund the campaign, and afaik they ship internationally

And Harry was never cool

He's been always a limp wristed faggot

At least afaik

Oh, now that you mention it I remember

It's because most of the news were about William, so I didn't make that connection

Yeah, Meghan fucked him up good

Low life gold digger

https://www.trumpstore.com/

Then buy yourself some Trump robes

It won't make you a princess, but at least you'll be fashionable

Also, Meghan is a low effort gold digger

She was a c rated actress from a b rated show

How dare you

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Better

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https://www.trumpstore.com/collections/men/products/trump-camo-hat

Don't, their uniforms are uncomfortable as fuck from what I've heard

Tbh London was never great

You surrendered yourselves to people you once enslaved, we have a big cock don't get jelly

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Don't take me wrong mate but now that Boris will sell NHS to Trump in the trade deal y'all might want to get some dental care

Met a British chick, cute as hell but you better hope she doesn't smile to you

That reminds me, why don't we have a Russian Pepe?

Btw the answer is no

*only China

Islamic nonconformist pansexual

It's xir

Don't open, it's his nudes

Do you really think they ever fucked? Macron likes dick

A black immigrant cock

Not really lol

You're only in if you're green

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Probably some show Trump did

Because, y'know, everyone loved him before he became a republican in 2014

Who?

Ah ok

I shouldn't have asked in that case

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Pretty sure Mexico already announced they'll get rid of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKehbB3-OA

Excuse me, Trump eats the pizza the way it's supposed to be eaten

Eat the crust first, the topping last

Plain crusts too

There are people that simply discard the crust

Heathens

A whole fucking lot of people

I'd even dare to say the majority

You eat the crust first exactly because it's the less good part of the pizza

Save the best for last

Nigga do I look like someone who cares getting my hands dirty?

If I'm eating pizza I might as well have a blast doing it

I certainly hope so

Even though Royal divorces are expensive

She's not ugly, just black

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You're not totally vetted yet though

Vetted is green, you're white

And white is bad

CNN told me so

Liza looks damn fine for her age

She's 94 iirc

Harry is the one to give head

William was always my fav

Married conservative girl

Beautiful

Looks like would punch you in the face if you talk mad shit at him

Charles looks like a pedophile

Didn't you just, like, said vetting ain't worth your time?

Oh I know, we can just move to the vetted channels and keep our conversation there