Ooo. I got it. Best execution method....
Change their name to Jeffery Epstein

Anyone got any rope?

I'll take shoelaces

Lol, sweet caroline

I fucking hate neil diamond

Lol

Old Neil has a home down the street from me

Maybe I should poopoo pelosi his driveway

Nah, the worst I'd do is sell myself as a housesitter and upper decker his toilets

Remember that guy that pooped in pelosis driveway?

Yes

Yeah, a guy pooped in pelosis driveway

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/09/14/man-who-pooped-on-pelosis-driveway-calls-it-peaceful-protest/amp/

Peepee poopoo. I'm 35

::toot::

12

Lol

Please don't

I'll be good

Boy? I'm Ol' enuff to be yo' dadday

I give

I feel dirty now

Unless I do more blackface memes. Lol. I didn't even think of it like that when I did it lol. I'm just an idiot

China sucks

Gchyna

The Dems saying "that was just a slip of the tounge" yeah, a Freudian slip

> yeah, he slipped the truth out
@MemyselfandI
Yeah, why else would that be on your mind

I have twins that just turned 3

Wow, y'all are babies

You should celebrate your half birthday

Only fair

When I took my driving test the instructors name was Chuck... He passed me. Not that I didn't ace it anyway

No, chuck Boris is my name

But he was a Chuck too

My first car was a manual '93 plymouth sundance

My second car was a 89 mercedes 190e. I loved that car

I also had a 1952 MGA

I'm old enough to be someone's father

And I am

Trenton NJ. I'm like 10 miles from there

I had a falling out with Crowder

Why who? Me?

Crowder had a comedian on his show named Eric Nimmer who I exposed for Stolen Valor. He refused to expose him on his show because he didn't want to hurt his relationship with Owen Benjamin

I'm not getting my tree till after the first week in December

No

Orange is the best. Everyone knows it. I know it, you know it. It's the best color ever. Everyone tells me... They say "orange is better than any other color, it's making the palate great again"

Git awey from meh. Rite?

Ford= fix or repair daily

Dodge = drains or drops grease everywhere

Pulp fiction

I'm sorry hunny, I had to wreck that honda

Toy-yoda

Warsaw was raw

::points and laughs::

No thanks

I have 2 children

Jeep= just expect excessive problems... As a jeep owner... This is true. Thank God I know how to work on cars

I have a 99 buick park avenue

I have too many cars

Buicks aren't bad cars. Easy to work on, good power, can buy pretty cheap because no one wants them because they are seen as old folks cars

I blew up a ford ranger

Engine actually caught fire

I have a grand cherokee, a Buick park ave, a '90 chevy c2500, a 76 eldorado, and a 96 s10

Avoid the liberty

Get a cherokee

Gotcha

You can get better injectors

That's about all you can do for jeeps

It will give you better power and mileage

I've been working on cars since I was 10

Old jeeps are the best

But no matter what year, make or model, jeeps get 12-17 mpg

My eldo proves I'm not a liberal

That's not a picture of my actual eldo.

It's just the same car

Yer mom

My eldo is in the garage till spring

I have a 67 corvair, but it needs a new gas tank

Lol, no it's been sitting too long. Bad gas

Needs to be taken out entirely

And the lines flushed

This car has been sitting 20 years

It could be nice, but I have so many other projects

I'm fixing a lot of my old cars and selling them

I'm fixing up the 96 s10 to sell

And I have a 92 caddy I just finished that I'm selling

Plus I want to get rid of my Jeep and buy a suburban

With 2 kids, me, my wife, a stroller, and groceries the jeep is getting small

That won't fix the space issue

They are now

Mine is a 2000

Yeaj

I gotta put new steering knuckles in it

I have them, just haven't done the job

The bolts are rusted, so I'll have to grind the heads off

I did a lot of work to the current Jeep

And I'm not done yet lol

Lol

I had a 2 96 mustangs, one auto, and one stick

The stick BLEW the effing doors off the auto