My hair grows too fast

Sup bitches

My hair grows way too fast

Bro, I’m a retard

I bought a drug dealer’s car when I was high on acid

It’s so sketchy looking

If I was a cop, I’d pull it over

Bruh

I’m so fucked

I can’t drive this

Where are you

Bro

You’re across the country

You could buy a car with the cost of shipping a car

This isn’t Mexico

That’s how how taxis work here

You can come here and pick it up

You got to go a little further than that bud

Hawai’i