No

Fucking people is gross

Fucking with people is good fun

Indeed

I'm a senior in high school

Male

I'll pass tbh

I'm laughing my ass off right now

I will graduate in a month

not even a month

27 days I will be done

***SOME OF US ARENT SO LUCKY ASSHOLE***

Especially for me, cause you can get out of them

Why would I fuck someone in my high school? there are too many guys in my school that fuck anything that moves

Too high risk of an STD

Also, I'm gonna wait till both parties are 18 to have sex, because otherwise that's a felony

Statuatory rape

Not risking it

I also don't want to risk getting someone pregnant

I can'

DAMMIT

I can't stand kids, why would i want my own crotch fruit

Or just have high estrogen levels and never be able to finish!

I'll just put flex seal on my dick, problem solved

Can't get a girl pregnant if you don't have a penis

Wait, what feeling sucks?

I've never had sex and I know that feeling

I have a barn full of horny ass animals

You never want to burn your eyes out more than when you walk into your rabbits fucking each other

*and no,I do not fuck my animals*

Problem is, the 2 rabbits I get the glory of seeing fuck *are both boys*

I know that now

I've also seen 2 girl bunnies humping eachother

***YIP YIP MOTHERFUCKER***

I am not a dog person

I get my anime reccomendations from Buzzfeed!

I'm sorry, that was too funny not to say

Their own butthole

Your turn

I have that channel muted

!rank

Damn, top 20

already

I understand "Giving shit" but that's a bit too far

Anime is trash

*anime is trash*

It's not a competition

I'm more of a skillet kinda guy

5FDP is a little too religious for my liking

Rap 🤢

Why listen to rap when I have my weeb shit?

Somewhere

!rank

Hey, I jumped up by 2

Greatest fucking level up ever

!rank

Also they look more like a spoiled rotisserie chicken

Because you are what you eat, and that's some bad cock

GOD BLESS AMERICA *Plays USSR theme*

Don't start this shit again!

Teen pregnancy is a problem in my area!

!rank

It's gonna be mine! Question

Slowly but surely

Like oil, that's a slippery subject

Lemme grab from my conversation topics

!rank

*dammit*

It's not what it looks like

National Rights Management?

Fucking Americans!

That pun was so bad, I s'Nord myself to sleep

I don't like bad puns, Nord do I condone them

Be glad this isn't kingdom hearts, otherwise you'd be Norded

Loki, I love making Norse puns

You say that like I sleipneir Amy Schumer or something

Or barn animals

!rank

Ah shit

👏 👏

Are you sNording fun dip?

!rank

Waifu is laifu

Big eyes over big guys!

Because Ram is better, obviously

We call it chop suey

Well... Chop Shooey

I think that duck should be a chicken

Mess with the cock, you get cocked

Mess with the dick, you get sick

Mess with the stick you get the brick