melly

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2017-05-20 01:01:59 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

why these white people emojis gotta have black hair?

2017-05-20 01:02:14 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

i feel oppressed that there aren't white, redheaded females to represent me personally

2017-05-20 01:02:22 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

/not really

2017-05-20 01:02:47 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

still gotta do something about that green eye master race shiz

2017-05-20 01:03:12 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

๐Ÿ‘

2017-05-20 01:03:58 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

well, we already determined i am the hyperborean blessed virgin anti-thot

2017-05-20 01:04:46 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

hold on fam, lemme see if i can find that old pic of my eyeball

2017-05-20 01:07:29 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

we had a night where we all did eyball pics before tho?

2017-05-20 01:07:59 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

admit it boo, you just wanted the glory of my hyperborean eyeball to yourself

2017-05-20 01:10:08 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

lol going through this old album on photobucket and found a gem from some lit class i took in university

2017-05-20 01:10:43 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/310578592763346954/315295240024227841/unknown.png

2017-05-20 01:11:20 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

"his marriage failed because she didn't have a dick" essentially

2017-05-20 01:30:38 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

who is murdoch chan?

2017-05-20 01:31:36 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

but anyway, i don't need a waifu, i need a husbandu

2017-05-20 01:32:19 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

๐Ÿ˜ฐ

2017-05-20 01:36:22 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

ohhhhh myyyyyy

2017-05-20 02:14:11 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

how did i fall down this hole on big feline videos to the point i'm watching them attack themselves in mirrors?

2017-05-20 17:46:22 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

he suggested night mode before.. looks pretty nice

2017-05-20 18:25:13 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

the white iq avg is only 102??

2017-05-20 18:43:07 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

i just took one out of curiosity but it was only 10 and gave me 125, so i'm doing a harder, longer one atm

2017-05-20 19:13:28 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

oh wtf it requires a facebook account to get your final score!?

2017-05-20 19:13:31 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

fuck that

2017-05-20 23:15:28 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

the only disadvantage to being super white is that i just become more of a freckled monster the more i get out in the sun Q.Q did yard work today and even just 90 minutes has left me burned... and since i don't tan, i'm just going to go back to pale with freckles all over the place

2017-05-20 23:18:56 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/310578592763346954/315629498248724491/image.jpg

2017-05-20 23:20:17 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

i need to start wearing long sleeves all the time lol

2017-05-30 01:34:01 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

Charge your phone boo

2017-05-30 01:36:00 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

All us central time zone peeps

2017-05-30 01:37:12 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

Wait which state you in? I thought Georgia?

2017-05-30 01:39:39 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

Thot bugs lawl

2017-05-30 01:47:33 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

@Ardent Rain 'a italiannis bursting out

2017-05-30 01:47:38 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

Y'all beat me to it lol

2017-05-30 01:47:51 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

Fucking phone typing

2017-05-30 01:48:02 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

๐Ÿฅ˜

2017-05-30 01:53:43 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

๐Ÿ™Œ

2017-05-30 01:55:31 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

They are ๐Ÿ˜ƒ I'm from a large family (one of four kids)

2017-05-30 01:55:43 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

And my mom was one of five

2017-05-30 02:00:18 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

Why not just use gimp?

2017-06-06 01:59:41 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

Why you tryna purge me vault? After all those sweet nothing whispered in your ear QQ

2017-06-08 03:05:27 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

Virgil

2017-06-08 03:05:35 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

Virgil

2017-06-08 03:05:41 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

Hi

2017-06-08 15:20:04 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

Browsing through my Bitmoji keyboard and dunno how to feel about this one that has be standing next to a piece of giant bacon

2017-06-08 15:23:47 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/310578592763346954/322395293075374081/image.jpg

2017-06-08 15:28:37 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

I just thought the outfit matched my monocle pretty well, though this particular Bitmoji overrides it

2017-06-08 15:29:15 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

I wish I could browse the male outfits - then I'd pick a ballin suit and top hat or something

2017-06-08 15:30:00 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

What is it that Wonder Woman and Bateman and shit are on? American Justice League?

2017-06-08 15:30:13 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

Ima admit I don't know my superhero stuff at all

2017-06-08 18:17:55 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

I feel like he's been summoning them a lot here is Houston lol

2017-06-09 01:34:24 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

Baking cupcakes for <@319230816729300993>

2017-06-09 01:35:07 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  
2017-06-09 01:35:20 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

Whatever the fuck

2017-06-09 01:36:11 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

I think you type ?needsvetting

2017-06-09 01:36:27 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

Then they talk to you

2017-06-09 01:37:39 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

I gotchu baaaabe

2017-06-11 02:04:54 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

George I love your accent

2017-06-12 19:20:12 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

@datsneefa what are you trying to say? Something about Jews are afraid of samurais?

2017-06-12 19:26:59 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

Aaaaandyyyyyyy

2017-06-12 21:56:32 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

TIL i'm a faggot

2017-06-13 02:35:17 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

?needsfootmassage

2017-06-15 02:51:53 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

Hello?

2017-06-17 00:19:45 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

i have two words and an emote: nick offerman โค

2017-07-05 19:36:40 UTC [Safe Space 3 #news]  

Exciting! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

2017-07-07 01:58:14 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

If you watch the developer videos on YouTube, Jeff Kaplan describes the character as someone who believes humans become stronger and grow through conflict, while Overwatch's goal is to maintain peace.

2017-07-17 02:43:02 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

My question is: why is there a little nigglet flowergirl when everyone else in that pic is pale?

2017-07-17 03:18:29 UTC [Safe Space 3 #shitposting]  

Is that a gay flag? I thought he was just feeling colorful that day...

2017-08-17 02:45:55 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

?needstowinthelotterysoicanbuylandinmontana

2017-08-20 19:01:54 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

29% scandinavian master race here

2017-08-20 19:02:04 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

nope

2017-08-20 19:02:21 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

what're do

2017-08-20 19:03:01 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

i will fuck you up

2017-08-20 19:04:15 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

๐Ÿ˜ญ

2017-08-20 19:04:20 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

but i'm the blessed virgin

2017-08-20 19:05:12 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

you so meeeeean

2017-08-20 19:09:11 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

i wouldn't know anything about this game or how to play lol

2017-08-20 19:10:49 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

im hyperborean... my uterus reflects bullets

2017-08-20 19:23:46 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

he bravely ran away

2017-08-20 19:46:11 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

maylay

2017-08-20 19:46:27 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

melee

2017-08-20 19:46:32 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

melleh

2017-08-20 19:46:38 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

I WILL FUCK YOU UP

2017-08-20 19:46:52 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

"other" thots?

2017-08-20 19:46:55 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

excuse you

2017-08-20 19:48:06 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

i am anti=thot

2017-08-20 19:48:09 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

the blessed virgin

2017-08-20 19:48:51 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

ancient

2017-08-20 19:49:33 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

1488

2017-08-20 19:53:47 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

i *can* but i won't... i promised

2017-08-20 19:55:04 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

i have

2017-08-20 19:56:22 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

i'm 31 and spoken for

2017-08-20 19:57:17 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

coon?

2017-08-20 20:00:38 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

that fucking giggle

2017-08-20 20:01:33 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

it made me grin

2017-08-20 20:01:43 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

with the lisp?

2017-08-20 20:01:52 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

jeremiath perethiumth

2017-08-22 17:19:55 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

Obey all commands ;p

2017-08-25 21:11:56 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

I watching the weather, sry

2017-08-26 16:13:56 UTC [Safe Space 3 #lobby-unvetted]  

i feel ya bro... houston chiming in

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