Did you chose your Goetia demons via compatibility?

Vapula and Naberius are my most compatible

This is now a Roman Catholic server.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/04/20/north-koreas-kim-jong-un-in-grave-danger-after-surgery-report/amp/

Tfw I know who leaked the emails

Figured, I just woke up from an accidental nap

Spread it like wildfire

Get a balaclava without a mouth hole

One minute ago

His sister is going to inherit everything

If 2020 isn’t going to end in a nuke I will be very surprised

Buckle up boys, it’s the start of the end

Who’s getting drafted

Underage?

Based

Draft dodge gang

Based Shoebill

I’ve not wholly abandoned my Roman Catholic teachings but I don’t consider myself Catholic anymore

Who here was raised Catholic

My mother was pretty devout but I was *really* devout

I used to go to church everyday but Saturday’s

I liked going to church

I’d stop by every day after school to pray

Met a nice old lady who would talk about Catholicism to me

She’s probably dead now that I think about it, RIP

I still collect rosaries and stuff

Wiccans are cringe

A Wiccan is just someone who wants to larp as a witch and practices useless shit

I’ve had them once

Odd texture

Crickets aren’t uncommon in parts of Mexico

I used to eat Octopus often

It’s common where my family comes from so I was raised on it

Octopus

I don’t eat meat anymore, so I’m good.

Vegetarian

No

I’d eat fish only if I caught it

Same goes for meat

I used to go fishing with my cousin, miss those days

I transitioned in a day, it was pretty easy for me to just completely shift my entire diet, but I know a lot people have trouble doing that

Yeah seems like we have a lot in common

I have no problem with meat itself, if I kill it because I know I’d make sure I kill the animal as swiftly and humanly as I can

I don’t like the meat industry at all though

Last time I went hunting was like, 7th or 8th grade

They used to pay me to process ducks because no one wanted to do that shit

I got a good amount of money from plucking and gutting a fuck ton of ducks

Like 30 a day

Average

I got quick at it

Ducks aren’t that bad, the worst part is cutting the head off though

Because sometimes the duck just ate and a bunch of corn would just pour out the throat

Fucking hated that

But plucking and gutting are easy

I’ve only had one person do that to me

Big manly drives their 1999 civic to Walmart to buy a slab of meat they didn’t kill

And me, I’ll judge too.

Gimme fetus cells

Pierce man gets the fetuses

Apolitical gang rise up?

Based

Kips and I were made in the same lab, I’m convinced.

I just call them fat retards.

We almost were the same person

Yeah

I’m trying to move even further up north

Nice chill spot

Corona there is awful

I don’t think I’m *that* paranoid, but my friends definitely think I’m bat shit crazy for bug sweeping my room

Not actually bugs

Yeah

I like actual bugs

Spiders are cool

Start off with the obvious first, any places where cameras/recorders are usually placed. I like to do it when I deep clean or reorganize my room so I thoroughly look through things

I love bats

Speaking of bats, anyone here into goth rock or darkwave?

I’d have a pet fruit bat but I think it’s rather cruel to essentially hold them hostage

They deserve to fly around

Cute

They’re like dogs with wings

Rats are based too

Great pets

My favorite rat recently passed

Rest In Peace, her name was rat

Blind rat

I hate New York so much

Literal cesspool

I think NY has more rats than people at this point

Do they count those things in the fucking census Jesus Christ

NY denies they have a rat problem

I’d like to move to Ireland

Rural

Just living alone on a hill by the sea and raising lambs

I couldn’t imagine living anywhere that has a population over 2,000. That sounds awful.

Total

I live somewhere w a population of 1k