And waiting every morning to buy bread

That you ordered day earlier

So there is no food waste

And you got paid vacation and free health insurance and college

And a guaranteed job

Your crush would not marry you until you was in the army

And had a JNA tattoo

With your bros

Happy new year /k/ommandos

Who spent their new year crying outside because their family thought he was out with friends

Guys guys

I have an idea

Yall here?

OK listen

We combine mustard gas and napalm together

Because my country changed its name and its gonna be a police state soon and we don't have guns so we need to protect ourselves against the government with explosives and chemical weapons

Yeah those are easy

But fags got water canons

And tear gas

And riot shields

And aks

Better stock up on some Styrofoam and diesel then

And muh glass bottles

Slavs don't have weapons

Murricans took them in year 2001

You buy guns form albanians

Full auto AK for 300 €

But our police has underbarrel grenade launchers

https://astutenews.com/2018/06/19/macedonias-about-to-become-the-worlds-first-politically-correct-police-state/

This is why I need to protect myself

Sten but with drum mag

Just imagine the horror

Why don't you just buy a black arrow from Serbistan

Good old zastava firearms

Nice

I want one

,

We are poor

Our rpg is made out of plastic ffs

Is this a joke for you

Even our manually detonated claymore

Even our greatest achievement is poor

At least you get a plastic can for your grenade so you don't accidentally kill yourself

Our greatest achievement

Yugoslavian anthem plays in background

It's all copies

From ww2 weapons and Russian ones

I ain't you are right

Zastava still makes guns today

They even have an automatic grenade launcher

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2276363119048232&id=486931491324746

I gib you

The drumglock

Yap

Looks fake though

It's too clean cut at the bottom

I mean it's perfectly cut

Well it will need to be amputated for sure

If it's real

Too much risk of infection

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1015130/WOUNDED/

Who is excited for this game

Anyone wanna play. Really cool game

It's free to play

No lootboxes

Or any shit to buy

Zombie Co op game

No more room in hell