I switched to it after taking heavy antacids for a year

300mg a day of Zantac

>double the recommended daily dose every day for a year as prescribed

At this point if I'm off my current meds then I CAN'T EAT

I suppose the GERD is just another thing to make life worse

Shit just keeps getting worse

I won $50 off a $5 scratchoff yesterday, that was nice
>then found out today that my brother lost $300+ worth of my coin collection

That $50 covered my paintball at least

>and then came the rain

No fucking clue, he doesn't know either

I movdd to a dorm last fall and he purged all trace of me from our room within two months

Now that I'm back home I'm slowly finding out about the shit he fucked up in the process

I feel like he probably threw them away by mistake but I don't know

That or my dad stole and pawned them

My dipshit brother

They were in a bag chillin on my dresser

Jesus fuck

That could explain why your stomach is FUBAR

Or a Jewish child

*sniffffffffffffff*

>when another Discord server I'm on gets a music bot that can handle Soundcloud

I added around 20 hours worth of Soundcloud shitposts already

My phone is always at low brightness and I rarely use it on my computer

Fine

Eyes are already dead enough as-is

5'8"

Not midget, just manlet

I'll take being manlet over being dicclet tho

Imagine being 6'5" but only 3" hard

6", but close enough

>tfw 5'8" 130lbs

>tfw can still leg press 425 and deadlift 200

>tfw new employees at work think I'm as much of a stoner as they are because I'm chilled out even when it's stressful as fuck

>tfw it's just because I realize there's no point in freaking out

My left is an inch shorter than my right

Add on a fucky left knee and I limp unless I actively counter it

Only surgery I've ever had was to unfuck my wrist by removing a massive ganglion cyst

That was fun

I knew a chick in high school who had something similar when she was a kid

They amputated her leg right below the knee when she was ~11

Oh hell

>weed ads on 4chan

I may be a degenerate, but I'm not that kind

Welp, gagged and almost puked after whacking it AGAIN

Just fucking end it already

Might be putting a .22-250 hand cannon on layaway later tho

Because memes

It really is a hand cannon too, it's a Magnum Research Lone Eagle

https://www.forgottenweapons.com/ordnance-research-ssp-91-aka-the-lone-eagle/

>rotating breech like a tank or naval cannon
>chambered in an overpowered rifle cartridge

>that moment when you realize you can't jack off without gagging

It's /k/

What can I say

Hand cannon is now on layaway

>breech-loaded
>.22-250
>13" barrel
>pistol
How bad am I going to break my wrists with this?

It's on layaway, I can't get it until I turn 21 in March anyway

Yep

SSP-91

Popped up for $460 at a local pawn shop and I put it on layaway

It's pristine

The scope is heretical though, it's a Thompson Center scope

Probably will start with hog hunting with it, my county had/has a bounty on the fuckers and the next county over has a $5/kill price on them year-round

Yeet

Texas

No caliber laws here

I could hunt with 22lr or 50BMG if I wanted

Probably going to sell my .22 before bringing home another gun tho

I have a Kel-Tec SU-16C on layaway at the same shop anyway

Shit taste, I know

It'll be my car gun because it'll fit nicely under the driver's seat in my MR2

No, the Lel-Kek

>$600 Lel-Kek in my $500 MR2
I SHIGGY DIGGY

I could've bought a more expensive car if I'd wanted to

I'll take a $500 manual MR2 over a $1000 automatic Accord or Civic tho

$500 RUNNING no less

160k

Yep

Grinds a little in third but a transmission oil change should fix that

I already have everything to do it, just need to get it done

https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/d/1990-honda-prelude-si/6713312345.html

I HAVE A POWERFUL NEED

Trying to get my friend to try to trade his lower mileage shitbox 1990 Integra for it

https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/d/1992-twin-turbo-dodge-stealth/6710705080.html

>389k on a Stealth

FUCKING H O W

I have a friend with 382k on a Honda Element

Another who had 235k on his Accord when one of the axles bearings exploded and grenaded the differential

Exactly

How that one made it to 389k is anyone's guess

Highest milage anyone I've known has on anything is a guy on FB with around 1.4 million on his 1978 Mercedes 240D

There's another guy in the group running a 300D with around 770k

I stayed in that group after dumping my 240D just because I did a metric fuck ton of research on W123s while I owned it - I'm still useful as a database

>shit like that is high-key why I go by Dataman in most places

>tfw my boss got wind that I was planning on putting in my two weeks and fuckin promoted me

So my former uni caught on to my fuckery last semester

I have a Linux Mint flash drive on my key ring

It's set up so I can plug it into any computer to use as a boot device, then use as a hard drive