Yo gonna end up deff any way lmao

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Okay first of all chili mac is aight only if u put jalapeno cheese spread it In

Second, tuna ain't bad

Sausage in gravy fucking garbage

Idk what cold weather mres are. I've gotten the same ones no matter what weather. My fucking chicken pesto pasta was frozen like a rock. 10/10 best hammer

Ooo that sounds good. I mean I hate the first strike bars except for the new raspberry ones. And dont worry Mr chinese Japanese Korean letters guy. Just take the waffles and chug on to your room.

Ah, yeah idk man. I dont fuck with other peoples religions and such.

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Dues vult?

Ahhh yes. Dem gyoims

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Ooof

I'm just

Watching Netflix with wife

But son wont go the fu k to sleep

I cri ery teim

Lmao corn

Already tried

He awoketh

Then screan

Scream*

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Alexa play despacito

You ever just want to tongue punch the open end of a MK19?

@Bazey ~~I push @Saint_Kristoph out of the way and start to attach car battery cables to your nipples~~

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When your unit takes away your weekend putting you on extra duty but trysts to make it up to you by giving you extra rounds to spend. And then you got to clean the weapon with a bunch of pri's that dont know their ass from their elbow

Mark19 is fun to shoot, a bitch to clean

Eyyyy I got the same vodka

My old field barista used to make me deathwish

Not a bad brand

I had a private that would bring a coffee set up and a jet boil to the field and I'd have him make me coffee.

He earned the title of field barista

I let him take the first pick of MREs

I mean when it's cold we use the heaters in the MREs to warm ourselves. Just eat the thing cold.

If it's not frozen

Yeah like 90% of the time mine qont work. Best snack is that apple fritter thing

Or the carrot cake

10/10

Okay if I end up drunk enough

Oooo I'll try that.

Shove the mre in my uniform for a while

But ye if I get drunk enough

Story teim

Jfc

You may want to

*fix that*

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This might get me banned

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^^^

I stick my dick in a dead kangaroo one time and I'm retarded smh

Why would u do that

Its not gonna pass through your body for like a month

I'm still shutting out MREs I had in Australia

Shitting*

Butt it's so god

Good*

Jalapeno is the best

You take that back you heathen

Lmfao

Come cc nerds

Vc

Lmao well brb picking up son

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Moist nugget best nugget

<Visiting inlaws

< all my wife's sisters are hot af

< lots of beer and possible bad decisions to come

The ball lit

Lots of whisky

Yes

Vc nignogs

7 416's AND STILL NO G11

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Reeeee

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l o n g c a t

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lit

why VC ded

where my talkin niggas at

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Need more GFL lewds