they're already there!

it's perfect

call the zoos

a monkey wakes up in an enclosure at the zoo. He looks to the handlerer currently tossing out bananas and the monkey goes "SHIT NIGGA HOW'D I GET HERE"

bill nye has become a femnazi shill

i bet he has one of those pussy hats like the fucking cuck he is

its a real shame

nm jew

"would-be president"

fuck this gay earth

centrist more like commie fuck who wants to jerk off EU

brexit was a step in the right direction

It really is.

Or that fungus that takes over ants

No but I have a lot of eurofag friends

Yup

@✠ 𝕸𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝕿𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖗 ✠ better just to glass the region and discard islam.

the shitskin goatfuckers dont need to be alive to get the oil ;0

^

I'm in Cali as we speak, and this place is literally the worst.

Yup

I live south of LA. I'm about an hour away from San Diego.

I'm like inbetween the two.

I actually used to work at a low-income housing building. I'm a security dude and the fucking stories I have

Ok well. It was one night I was working the 3-11 shift at the front desk of this section 8 building. Basically the state comes in and pays to put these semi-degenerate homeless people who qualify into it.

I'm not a big dude but I'm not a twink fuckboy. So it's me and this other dude sitting at the terminal when we get a phonecall from one of the residents. They're screaming and crying and going "SHE HIT HER. HIT HER RIGHT OVER THE HEAD." and it turns out one of the fat black ladies went off her meds.

So she's on the roof and me and the other guy who's this fat af mexican go up.

And this woman has bashed another old lady over the head with an ashtray. There's blood everywhere and the crazy bitch is screaming at the top of her lungs.

So we tell one of the other residents we trust to call the cops while me and the other dude have to try and hold this huge bitch down from continuing to assault htis woman who's already unconscious

It takes the cops like 4 or 5 minutes to get here but we managed. I was holding her arms down and the fat dude was sitting on her. I'm pretty sure she was off her meds and on meth because holy fuck.

Nah what happened is we pulled her back, I had my foot pressed against her knee to knock her on her fat ass. Once she was down the big dude sat on her.

But shit it was crazy.

Yeah

But my job rn is cooshy af

I'm at a gated community. I literally play world of warcraft all night and press a button

I make shit all though. 10 bucks an hour

I bike to work everyday because it's like 20 minutes.

I tried to find a job when i was in school, but fucking NIGGERS had all the poor jobs

sounds retarded

though my manager is also a fucking moron

Could literally just use google hangouts

I'm ready to get up southern wind chimes up in the trees my dudes

I prefer the spics that wash my lawn and mow my car

Segregated yes, but we always need a slave class.

Non-whites would be better in Mexico. If we annex Canada we'd make it burgerland 2

Or just move Trudeau with the rest of the nonwhites

Oh my God I remember going to the Walmart at like 10 at night, sitting in the parking lot and eating taco Bell as I watched the hordes of disgusting sub humans come in and out

I'm a degenerate but trust me. These were subhumans

Or grow your own farmers to farm for you

We the oppressed kekistani

Goyimyear

shitpost me daddy OwO

The SJWs are cowards. We've seen it with antifa

Praise kek, the normie kike is defeated

I'll show you a leg, you trap.

it all floats down here

Because MN is a shill state

nice, i'll buy you a drink and then fuck your butt no homo

*HEAVY PANTING*

W-WOOF

Also yeah. I want more riots because the antifa guy stabbed like 3 people the other day

So more people will realize these people are the US equivalent of terrorists

That way we can be given the green light to gun these mask wearing degens like the commie scum they are.

I'm not one for political violence but these people started it.

We're gonna need to finish it

tfw you haven't been in college in over a year because no money, and all your friends are crying about finals and you're just like "I suck"

tfw your father is basically a white nigger and your mom stole your college fund for fake tits

n-no

what use can you get out of nigger dick? I mean besides preventing them from breeding ofc.

So like what. Pool noodles?

Sell them as off-brand toys?