Ever notice that mudslimes worship the Borg mothership?

no the globalists are the borg trying to assimilate all cultures to non-culture, they command the lower race of mudslimes

>claim to browse 4chan
>read mudslime
>didn't know what A FUCKING LEAF means
>yeahsureman.jpg

tru

@NiggerLyncher Trap or fap?

that's what i think too

*looks like a whig*

*.bmp*

but guys are futas traps?

like no balls but have a vag

lol

shadilay

^

look it up

https://pepethefrogfaith.wordpress.com

college survey i just took

niglets is a funny and charming word

what i actually put for the survey tho

like for real

screw my college i didn't learn shit about life from them my parents raised me right and i been to community college

it was a survey for it which i obliged

^

demand a raise every time you switch

delivery for dominos

tractor supply ugghhh

hate both food service and retail

0/10 never again

only if they pay enough

they paid gas but no one tipped

yeah the town was mostly black

black people don't tip isn't just a stereotype folks

xD

tipping for pizza delivery

dominos paid $2 per delivery, which hardly covered gas bc at the time gas prices were high af

oh and whenever i was on delivery i would earn $6 per hour instead of min wage $7.20

GAY

i was the fastest in the shop i think

I took the training video seriously

no gps, memorize the city routes

check out the google map in-store b4 i go

back before you could say podesta

xD

mmmmmmhhmmmmm

not really lol

good story though

let me prepare it

hve i got stories lol

about to drop

>be me
>be innocent christian homeschooler
>get pizza delivery job where everyone else smokes weed on the job
>cops walk in to pick up pizza
>don't smell it even though it's dank af
>already prepared if cops go SWAT
>claim they told me it was "wet tobbaco"
>untouchable.jpg
>never have to use that excuse
>get bossed around to do cleaning and make pizzas while everyone else smokes bongs
>cinderella.png

@NiggerLyncher read my story

pls

got 2 more

u 2 m8?

>innocent

lol

finish that story? ready for the next?

im still a virgin

>get criminally underpaid with very few tips
>find pleasure in extreme speed and high-g turns
>pulled over only once
>forgot to turn on headlights at night because too fast for that
>feelsDelayedMan.delivery

last one is my favorite but i have lots of other memories from the place im sure

i love my family and how i was raised

our house was a haven

yeah good work ethic

didn't get into drugs

>be innocent homeschooled virgin christian
>be delivery driver
>love tea more than any drank
>want tea at work
>make tea at home
>put it in a container
>bring that shit to work
>thuglife.gif
>take huge swigs of amber-colored liquid
>see customers stare, wild-eyed
>careen off for a delivery like a madman
>oblivious.exe
>years later realize why they stared
>the container was a half gallon mason jar

learning how to fix your problems instead of blaming others

r8 my stories?

im an attention whore i know

lol

all kinds

the default kind like orangle and black pekoe cut

lady grey

constant comment

irish breakfast

oolong

im a tea freak

idk what is that

champaign of teas my ass

djarling

or however you say it

good tea?

i need to tour the world drinking local teas

and hit up furry conventions XD

wow

attend lol

im the master of furfag grove

TopKek

https://twitter.com/TheLocalGod/status/848727165017268224

👌 👌 👌 👌 👌

no

he is THE water filter merchant

he's the internet's collective crazy uncle as people have said

i'd love to hold the camera and try not to bust a gut laughing

totally lol

pure cancer