Chadshamed 😂😂😂😂

ARE YOU CHADIST??

ITS 2020

There’s only one thing worse then a chadist.


A child.

Bruh what

If it’s big enough to name you gotta chill

When you forgot about the yeah boi thing for a good two weeks and someone brings it up

Yeah boi 😦

Brain damaged, ever since the day I was born

Drugs? What they used to say I was on

I mean I am but it’s an Eminem song

My dad played it for me after I had a seizure on the ice 😂😂😂😂

Nah hockey

I got konked 7 too many times

I got a hella bad concussion and then a secondary one, where I had a seizure and I’ve got some pretty severe memory loss

Like I basically forgot grade 11

And now I’ve got hearing aids and what not

Yeah I’m pretty good now

Worst thing is the aphasia (I think I’m saying one thing but I’ll say something completely different and stutter and such) and then the memory loss

What

Why’d ya join the server to crap on dan

Onion boy... where you at

Idk I clicked the link and wasn’t active for the longest time lol

Facts

THE COURT VIDEO HAD ME ROLLING OM THE FLOOR

my dads a lawyer and I stg greg would have gotten kicked from a regular civil court room in my province

I showed him and he thought it was hilarious

Me too

I’ve got hella reflux rn

And the tums are upstairs.

I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS HOUSE WITH REFLUX YET MY MUM INSISTS ON THEN STAYING IN HER MEDICINE CABINET

I’m allergic to dairy :((

I heard that though

Idk I don’t like milk that much tbh

I like soy milk more

Like way more

He’s got no toes

Pics or it didn’t happen

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

OH BOY

no pics I don’t want it to happen

I don’t have thighs

I’ve just got femurs

And then calves and feet

No tissue

Just femur

Lmao

Real talk tho imagine only have femurs

Like just the bones

I make jokes about being disabled on the daily

ONE OF MY COWORKERS CHUCKED AN AVOCADO AT ME

AND THEN LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS DUMB

BC HE TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA DO IT

BUT I HEARD ALIE NASH AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERES AN AVOCADO SPEEDING AT ME

I learned how to sign “is this an HR issue”

Morning

Oooh that Gud gud

It’s like 3:33 am

And I’m way too awake

Yo shit never thought about that

Lmao I close the restaurant I work for a lot and I have those sleeps after where I just fall into a coma and wake up not knowing what year it is

Are you you in your profile pic

Does it grow in thicker then the stash?

I’m not trying to diss it’s just beards that are sparse are harder to maintain

Dick cheese

I’d go for the shadow look

Adds some structure with out being pubey

Listen I’m not wrong

Have you seems like the beards some jr high/high school kids grow

It’s pubey man

Like what you’ve got going on in the shadow

Not baby butt level smooth

But a little bit of hair

So like a close shave but not to the skin

I grew up in a small town so prom stashes where “cute”

Porn not prom lmao

I mean I should have

It’s almost 4 am

Like

Agh

My poor boyfriend is tryna sleep next to me but I’m amped rn

Like adhd is a wild time but could I be productive at some other hour??

Like 10 am?

LMAO idk how that would go over

He didn’t say anything

Bruh

Take stimulants at 4 am

He’s awake ish

Benzos for adhd???

Downers don’t have the same effect which is why that’s weird to me

Yeah true

That’s the crappy part about having adhd because the kids with like actual behavioural issues got grouped in with me all the damn time

Like I wasn’t a bad kid I just couldn’t sit still, pay attention, or like focus on Jack shit unless I was hyper focusing

I used to get up and walk around the back of the class room

OH LORD

Church at summer camp was dreadful

Because we just sat there

I hated assemblies bc we had to sit on the floor

And I couldn’t get up

Hiya