Go back to bed

Rest your arms

And rest your legs

Oh yeah I got paid today

I was gonna download patreon

For ReadyToGlare and Repzion

Also maybe Gavin Mcinnes' site

Imma have a ciggie

I wanted to VC but I think everyone's sleepy idk cry cry

I'm perpetually sleepy

But especially now I wake up at 4 am

I didn't smoke til I was 21

I wanna quit

I cut back drastically

A pack of smokes costs three bucks a town over

Only ten???

Yeah don't do it

It's not worth it

Ciggies are disgusting

Whaaat

Wtd

How old r u

Is it legal there

Don't do it boiii

Wait til you're 21 at least preferably 25 for weed

But I'm an old lady

*Matter Of Law*

People say I look and sound really young

I'm actually an old lady

It's not easy being old

I posted a selfie in the selfies channel how old do I look

*laughs* I'm not even Asian but people say I look Asian a lot yeah

I'm turning 26 on the 8th

Yesas

Usually I'm the old coot bahaha

Yay

Finally

Wtf did I do with my pipe

27 is my favorite number

@Kel Rosso let me send my patron receipt to you Clyde ain't letting me

Oooh

Lemmme chrck

I'm stoopid

I'm wot

I'm just lain

Yesss

Finally

This looks orange to me tho

Am I color blind

I'm scared now

I'm shaking and crying

My neck
My back
Eat some nuggies
Don't smoke crack

yes cum join

How to send Mister DanDan presents

I wanna send him a banana guard

Not a cheap Chinese knock off either

And bona fide banana guard

Dm me about it cuz gtg

Maybe I can train a crow to fly the banana guard to mister Dan

I'd have to teach the crow dark magic tho and how to talk

u-u

I'm sleepy today guys

My eyes r crying cuz so sleepy

Yes

Gtg to work

Door opens in two minutes

Oops

heya hunny bunnies

how r u squeaks

omg

😄

That's pretty awesome .

UH.

nice.

that's a cool guy

Let's fill his house to the brim with mini pretzels

Let's shove xxtra hot cheetos in his eye balls

Let's paper cut him between his toes.

Wow

Ride

Rude

*

I'm really scared that Greg might be the anti-christ

Conspiracy ??

oh shit

lol

god damn greg

I don't trust links

Don't do it

I'll google

o.o

ok

I'm in Washington :3 I'll go kick Greg's shins for us all

It will be so fucking satisfying if Greg is ever sitting in prison. He's so smug and really thinks the law can't touch him.

humm