I once tried to eat one

They do NOT taste like apple.

Because she's bae, Typo

Wendy's a total bae

Ok?

okay dokey lokey

Do you need a fainting couch, Sarai?

I'll get the fainting couch.

_puts the fainting couch in place_

I always have a fainting couch ready, for fainting emergencies.

The chance for it to happen might be faint, but better be safe than fainting on the floor.

_hands @Sarai the bucket of ice cream._

Shit happens, don't be sorry.

Only be sorry for the shit you caused, not the shit that happened to you.

Literally?

Huh a blue name

Can I call you Blau?

Yes

But I wanna call you Blau

Like German for Blue

I'll put you in a mosque, then

;P

How big of an urn do you want?

If he's an otaku, that'd be too small.

Oh yes

The void.

I dreamt of it, recently.

That was good.

Just...not being. Feels ~~good~~ nothing.

Sarai: One of U.S. One of U.S.

hello, reps

hi Han

I was just about to ask if there's anyone here who wants to chat.

I realized how crazy bored I have to be.

For going into Terraria and dyeing an entire desert in pink.

It looks cool, though.

Holy shit someone is actually here

What's a pubg?

oh hi Typo

Russian

...that was spanish, wasn't it?

.... o. o

ok

Nope, I'm not french.

Not chinese, either.

Not mexican, nor spanish.

Oh hi Blue

I meant the other Blue, but...might as well. *shrug*

Sup?

Well, in any case: hi Blau.

I spot a fellow German.

How? They clearly smell of Kraut.

~~Hi Board, I'm Dan~~

Aye.

Sure.

Huh

Well if you prepare it badly, of course it'll be shit.

Just don't put it on a sandwitch, that's kinda...silly imo.

Ohboyasecretplan

No, actually only the meatpart is called that.

You liked it?

Good for you, I'd rather fry it in a pan and serve it with mashed potatos and peas.

Nah.

You eat what you like and be happy with it.

Just don't force yourself to like or dislike anything.

When you feel like eaten Leberkäse sandwitch, go eat one.

What. Is. Pubg?

Huh? Sounds bad.

Wish ya all the best, Dan.

...it still feels weird to see that name.

Not for obvious reasons.

Not a fan of it, but yeah, they can be pretty good stuff.

nicht*

Yes

I like nights, not because I'm an edgelord, but because I prefer empty streets.

Well, I don't take walks. I mean why would I walk without going really anywere? But when I need to go outside, I'd rather do it at night.

I don't see the sense in it.

Well unless I was drunk, that would make it all different.

Don't get me started on austrians.

Hi Blau.

As long as neither russia, the us or china does it, we probably won't do it.

oh hi Imhotep

You mean apples? o. o

Huh, neat.

hello, Gregori

oh hi

~~How do you know my mother's maiden name?~~
I prefer "Lunatic", it's shoter.

No skin off my back.

Eye'm fine as is, but thanks for your offer.

Hm?

Oh

Just did

tru dat

ded chat?

sure, gimme a tic

Gotta make sure that my door is closed

hello, everyone

What's up?

boop

Hol on, another blue name? How is the color blue so much liked in here?