New person? Me? Yeah I've been lurking here a bit but I don't think I said anything until now.

I don't trust you, so I will disregard your advice and trust you.

*scared* R-run them over with your car?

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist Once you go black dog, you don't ever go back, dawg.

Requesting a non-black waiter seems like a good way to get a loogie in your food.

Hmmm never watched a holocaust denier debunking video before. It's interesting. I think I'll watch more of these.

I like flat earth debunking videos too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhibN89WJtI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyRJZbNmC7U

It hsppened. It Hsppned AF.

The debunking videos are fascinating. I had no idea there were so many ways to prove the earth is round. Some of them you don't need to do anything special for. You can just measure shadows or use a laser pointer or call somebody in Australia or a huge number of methods.

Yeah they even measured its cercumference.

I hope Trump delivers on his boasts about envigorating US space programs.

Build a Dyson sphere and make the moon pay for it.

I don't see any Mars colonies. Get on it, Trump.

But not if it comes at the expense of genetically engineered cat girls.

Gotta prioritize that budget.

I do?

Fine I'll take yours then.

Best candidate because vagina.

I think instead of property owners being the only ones who can vote, there should be two legislatures. One to authorize expendatures and budgets, and one to decide issues of values and morals and such (so what to ban, how to punish people, etc.)

So you vote separately in each, and they have their own separate debates and votes and everything.

And only people who are net tax contributors get to vote in the budget/expendatures one.

Oh and the 'money legislature' would determine the taxes, too. If people wanted more power over it, they could dramatically increase taxes on themselves and lower it on people they don't want to have power over it, and vice versa.

But since it can't decide anything related to values, it won't actually stop weakly taxed people from having a say. It'll just stop them from deciding where other people's money goes.

The values legislature would be the more 'real' one, since no matter how hard the other one authorizes a budget, they both have to agree before a new program can be started.

LOL I'm not a fed. So that's why it's okay to discuss all your criminal activity into my lapel.

That an inside joke or something? :p

No. Your mom loves the handcuffs.

Rational? I guess?

Being rational makes me a lesbian?

I'm the one in the middle.

Yep. I achieved sentience the same day I got my FBI badge.

Those are my bitches.

🇨🇦

Are you asking fi I'm one of those dirty maplebacks out to take your jobs?


Yes.

@Fyrjefe Kitchener.

Hmm... if I'm both a leaf AND a fed, does that make me a Mountie?

Oo CSIS. Definite upgrade.

I'm in ur base listening to ur blackberries.

Is that bad?

So if CSIS is nigger tier, what are the Mounties?

Well then I still maintain CSIS is an upgrade from Mounties. CSIS best feds. NSA are a bunch of bitches. Unlike CSIS, they got CAUGHT looking at every citizen's messages.

'pfp'?

Listen, I'm not a boomer. The only thing I've ever done that's remotely like a 60 year old is drop acid an hour ago.

You guys are real, right?

I'll endevor not to be a pleb next time.

God gets you high?

Why would Blonde react with disgust to that?

You're just jealous that I'm in CSIS and you're not.

They don't consider fetuses to be people, though.

No, I have not met Weeps.

IIRC it was just 'Berlin'

You're making me crave Oktoberfest sausage, too.

Mmm I'd love some sausage in my mouth right now.

What? It's good. I put mustard on it.

A sausage with nothing on it is definitely good in my mouth, too, I'm not complaining about that.

To Canada?

I have no idea what I'm being asked :p

You should stick to grownups, once you become one?

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist Well, good luck on your puberty. I'm sure once you're an adult you'll finally get some tail.

I told you. I'm the dog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSBCnO_L9KU

@Theo Internet says it's between 14 and 16 in Canada.

Well, what can I say? Canada is full of avid consumers of conservative media.

Only natural your server would fill up with us.

I'm sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?

You'd be surprised.

It's just like the US here. The rural areas are very conservative and the urban areas are very progressive.

Loads of gun ownership, for example.

Excuse me. We do not fuck dogs. They fuck US.

I live to impress you.

The Canadian gun laws are pretty shit, yeah.

But the sentiment here is pretty similar to the US. It's got that same boogaloo atmosphere. The average person is not as tainted by progressivism as people think, we're just way too polite to flip our shit yet.

Yes I know lots of black people named Flannagan.

@Fyrjefe No no I'm not advocating it. Just saying the atmosphere I'm seeing. I'm actually one of those pussies who think we can talk it out.

I, too, enjoy Tik Tok and Fortnight.

Not real.

Also I never said I'm a conservative.

Gotta say I don't dedicate a lot of brainspace to the JQ.

I'll leave it up to you guys to argue about.

Call me a cuck one more time I'll get so mad I'll let you fuck my wife.

!!

How do you know I didn't marry Trigglypuff tho?

Apparently that's the sort of shit we do up here in Socialist Paradise Canadia.

Well, I rarely find myself disagreeing with Matt.

Seemed like a better answer than "Lots of stuff."

Try not to project your foot fetish onto other people?

I have nothing against shoes. Just because they're not my favorite thing doesn't mean I want to gas the shoes or something.

🔨 🕐

*parachute pants ensues*

@Fyrjefe Plz nobody go for Hg.

Although it's supposed to be the Roman god, not the chemical :p

Yes I am pure doggo.

All doggos are best doggo.

Heh I had a avatar of a puppy being fawned over by attractive women. They assumed that meant I was a girl (which I neither confirm nor deny) who was in the pic but I explained that I'm the dog.

And then I fixed the avatar.

What? Is that not right?

Yeah @Zoey called this shit.

@Catboi No the picture itself was girls fawning a doggo.

You know what? I should have just said, "Yeah scroll up, fam."

I'm not a poser. I am just hip with the lingo of you kids.