*internal screaming*

if it makes you feel better my caesar salad was 90% lettuce stem things

like the center of the leaf

yeah that

runy tuesday can eat a dick

ruby*

no

my mom and nan were going there and asked what i wanted

and i just wanted salad

i agree

it was just ehhh

their menu is just boring

i love garlic more than i love myself

weed butter mixed with garlic butter mMmm

the fruit

the bird

aaaa

diabeetus

good meme

ayy lmao

why was that a thing you felt the need to type

i am not complaining, i feel edgy-cated

*anal cheese*

top kek

im gonna take your word for it

sup losers

did i miss anything worth while

i ship it

#melap

dead chat

why dont guys shave their legs

its such a nice feeling

yeah but like the average guy

i feel like a sasquatch if i dont shave man

then again im a girl

nobody sees my armpits so im not fuckin shaving them

deodorant

shower then deodorant

or that

odor and smell

are the same thing

antiperspirant

i missed the codes fuck

the one time i leave the house smh

o shit a selfie chat

did somebody say bronies

kys

very

i feel the need to contribute to this chat

i think i threw up in my mouth a little

ew

yes

i have been blessed with brows and freckles

papa bless

walls run?

or a wall stands

tf is a non canine

by that logic a human is a non-armadillo and a non-feline

and a non-everything else

^

u tried, c- for effort

i have too much eyebrow, can i donate?

cringe

i guess thats subjective

but why did you ask when dogs become 'non-canine'?

well they usually use monkeys but yeah

why are u eating ur finger

aww

bad for dogs teeth but

aww

excuse u

thnk u

sounds gross who is it

mmm ok

is he hot

asking for a friend

hmm lemme check

he looks like hipster trash

but i fucks with hipster trash

i think the only youtubers id fuck the shit out of are idubbbztv and maxmoefoe

im a girl who thinks those guys are yummy

pretty gay

ur not wrong

^^^

happens to the best of us @💧HisoMachi💖

chad?

id fuck him too

its chad

aka views

no just a cuck female

i prefer to cuck in my own personal space

id fuck onision if he was brain dead and couldnt blackmail me

"she touched my prostate"

his wife makes me want to kms

i think even shiloh looks sane compared to him

maybe i can be his next scandal

yum

i think he has a little dick though

:/

dick is dick @Marmot