Neutron-Bong™

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its not gay to finger ur bum for medical reasons

well maybe a little

better than ass/shitoris cancer tho

trim ur nails u filthy animal

u must trim ur nails before massaging ur shitoris, otherwise its like having ur butthole fingered by Wolverine

depends

worst black forest gateux ever

indeed

my mrs has long nails, got her to check for me once, felt like she was trying to scratch her name into my colon

biopsy perhaps?

they did that in hospital, pretty sure they were using the hubble telescope with no lube

looks like gerry adams

i explained the same thing to ur mum

socialism is for figs

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I live in hope that Gun Jesus and Steve1989MRE will do a crossover on YouTube, shootin' old guns and eating vintage C-Rations all day. The stuff of dreams.

Your Mum is gay.

a blind nigger

with a migraine

'They just rolled back their foreskins at me'

i milked my prostate in the middle of the cafeteria, they shamed me

beautiful how he pulls her in though

that pony is thicc

spider bish, spider bish, does whatever a spider bish does

that cat looks majestic as fuck

spoderman

hot nazi

and a firecrotch

Always stick your dick in crazy, just don't leave it in there for too long

where i used to work, if i had to make tea for someone i didn't like, i would circle the rim of their cup with the tip of my cock before making the brew

for them

they just drank dick tea

u want a cup of tea?

Cumming right up

👌🏿

hahahahahaha

u jealous faggot

i concur

put honey on the end. fire ants love honey

phat earther

or biker chicks

biker chicks tend to have more miles on them than their boyfriends harley

nig nog

Niglett

the book of the coons, also so known as the Negronomicon

Fuckin northern monkeys

So much pew

More than one way to skin a furry

what has been jerked off to, cannot be un-jerked off to

40gay

should have got tip-assist

2019-10-09 20:28:10 UTC [Athens #🎨gallery🎨_art]  

thanks dude

i'm real

If i fap, therefore i am.

*mind blown*

not if u have no shame

i was never ostracized, i still have my foreskin

no, u look me in the eyes while i engage in degeneracy

buggery

thats what i said to ur mom

we nuremburged the shit out of them

U know he's prolly on xhamster right now

ostracizing himself into a kleenex

They packin fam

we're all a little bit gay

Unacceptable.

^^^^^^nice

I can analyse those pictures for you, for science.

Bunch of virgins talking about how they'd never fuck a fat chick

Thanks.

Ill call ur mum later

Father Ted is hilarious.

Awesome.

Palestineans?

Thicc.

Coke Can

My dick is huge

Colonel Wilma Dearing tho

^google this woman

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