much easier to de-chip china vehicles than merikan

guys how i buy dis http://www.china-pickup.com/catalogue/title/great-wall-big-monster

idk lol maybe u

guys i hate my chink boss he's a shit

i didn't grows up to be some whuppin boy for a slant

teh chinese steal everythin from murika http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/china-is-taking-the-lead-on-thorium-reactor-development

u probs is chink u dirty slant

teach me senpai

i bought like 20 copies of that famous Magic The Gathering card, The Powerful Black Lotus, for only $50USD

aliexpress is amazing guys

i already did

i paid my college loans

I believe so.

total legit

i highly recommend you do the same

build magic decks with 60 Black Lotus cards and you will always win

that's why its good

My next purchase is a wife http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/166055-how-long-to-get-wife-from-china-to-usa/

I think it's more legit than tinder honestly

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

escorts don't get in the kitchen to bake me eggs rolls in a naked apron like my favorite chinese cartoons

i needs the cosplay

can't get my dickies up without it

it's not endearing if you don't have tits

like almost everything else, its a double standard. #crymoar

tru

mine are quite large

tfw when you don't have 2in nipples

let's be honest tho if a girls was really tsun-tsun to u irl you'd probably just chalk it up to her being a giant bitch and call it a day

you.. you... slapped her? with your dick? in the face?

they're up to 1.9 nao

they went up 3 versions in 4 years or someshit

it's actually getting better maybe. hell's frozen over

a lot of respectable software, such as, yahoo games, was written in java

no u

don't do it

it's made of vegans

ur gonna die of being gay

joylent or whatever? it's chalk

nothing wrong with sugars tho

in moderation

less energy to digest = more efficient

slow digestion means lots of bulk

idk seems all broscience anyway

it gives you tits

makes your face more feminine and you become a cute

that's why bitches hate soy

i'm slippin senpai

give me a dose of soy

dat forced smile makes my dick hard

i love it when vintage jap girls shill so hard

i don't know ... i don't know how to answer that question, aevo.

... no, no, i don't like anime.

it's pepsi you hobo

it's perfect for inserting into fresh virgin vaginas

with convenient reservoir for collecting pure virgin blood

everything about that old pepsi commercial just screams, "go out and buy some of these bottles of family-sized pepsi and shove them into my willing and waiting vagina, senpai"

you... you like getting cucked, too?

do you have a special nigger you use to deflower your gfs too

i have a nice stallion in my stable named Hamlet that I use to deflower my bitches

you mean GNU/Linux right, friendo

is this moé https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edbyHWjotWc#t=0m9s

does Atom work

interesting that people would recommend textwrangler over atom https://atom.io/

oh lion is 10.7 whoops

guys guys

i found the problem with africa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL3UHF5SlEU#t=13m15s

@StickyDonutHoles wut is output of ```system_profiler -detailLevel mini SPHardwareDataType```

yeh

which mac u haz

here mine

```system_profiler -detailLevel mini SPHardwareDataType
Hardware:

Hardware Overview:

Model Name: MacBook Pro
Model Identifier: MacBookPro8,1
Processor Name: Intel Core i5
Processor Speed: 2.4 GHz
Number of Processors: 1
Total Number of Cores: 2
L2 Cache (per Core): 256 KB
L3 Cache: 3 MB
Memory: 16 GB
Boot ROM Version: MBP81.0047.B2C
SMC Version (system): 1.68f99
Sudden Motion Sensor:
State: Disabled```

give up

the blackbook is cool and all but it's old as fuck

Core Duo trash, i haz a white one i use it for leenucks

i hear linux mint is nice

except it's a pain in the dick to get installed because it's an EFI machine with a 32-bit processor

and leenucks distros generally ship EFI compatible bootloaders with 64-bit executables

sooooo go get a job and buy a real computer

or use textedit

3.5 accessible

32bit only

it can't address all of that 4gb of ramz

cause it shares memory addresses and other autist shit i won't get into

you can install macports and try to use it with gnu stuff

what are you studying

if you're doing any STEM work you should just dualboot windows and leenucks

soooo... community college

or are you german

ah makes sense

superior education system +1

if time isn't a concern then it's probably a good opportunity to learn to use linux on that macbook; the support for such an old mac has basically dried up

if you're gonna study IT you should learn to use a unix

no

that has to do with power management

t500 is probably too new or you didn't configure power mgmt options

or it has bugs or something

t500 is a nice machine that you can probably put windows on haha

you said it sucks battery