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ur girls pussy on the right

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why you gotta expose me kai

if i still had the female me that notsobot made id say yes and post but that is lost to time

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it wont fill the void i promise

Just what i needed to detilt with

Trying to carry literal brainlets

I had random technical issues during the first half of r6 stream and the second half was just from retards

Won two games and lost every other

Almost climbed out but the fucking technical issues dropped me back down

Technical issues mind you that Iโ€™ve never had prior

That randomly just start occurring because you be soft games suck fucking dick

Yeah god forbid you dont wanna be a metaslave every single fucking game

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i woke up an hour too early

im cummin fer that ass zack

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mikes harder lemonade immediately followed by a fuckton of jack daniels

To be honest, I didn't know much what coati is those days. So when I opened the carrier, an strange animal appeared.

It has this strange cone-shaped head and the fucking nose. And it was wild and quick and destructive and crazy and I was scared. It started to destroying things, especially my computer and when I tried to protect my computer, the animals got angry and start biting.

What kind of montherfucker you are? I asked the coati.

But now - after five years I still haven't gave up. I put all the patience and time into the animal and now... I must say the coati is far more better and far more friendly and far more loving animal than motherfucking dogs, cats, hamsters combined.

She wants to be with me all the time. When I play videogames, she's on the table next to the keyboard, watching me playing or she plays with my hair, or sniffing my ears or clearning herself and so on.

Or when I am the bed, reading a book, she just lies down on my lap and create a ball with her body and then resting.

We plays a lot. Sometimes I pretend I am a big monster. I jump on four like a big dog and do scary sounds and she gets angry and start defent herself with her claws and teeths. It a fun!

Like yeah... she is the best thing on the world.

Also she is a pervert and a rapist. Sometimes I just play videogames and mind my own business, when she comes closer, violently opens my mouth with her sharp claws and quickly put her tongue inside my mouth. She can do it so quickly then you suddenly have the coati cone head in your mouth in a second.

Sometimes when I am naked - like after shower - she tries constantly to "spread" my butcheecks and insert her coati nose in my butt. And it really hurts so I am always like "Go fuck yourself you fucking pervert. Stop raping me with your cold nose!"

And she can't let me be even when I masturbate. Like... I just fapping, enjoying it and then she appers and constantly tries to grab my dick with her paws and it hurts so I am like "go away, you little fucker!" but she still sniffing my dick with her nose and when I cum, she always eat it.

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