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me on the left
ur girls pussy on the right
im the iron ore
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dang
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most normies are whores*
yes
why you gotta expose me kai
my female twin
noah and loah
if i still had the female me that notsobot made id say yes and post but that is lost to time
isnt notsobot buried
helluva chad stance
facts
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it wont fill the void i promise
@DeathanatorFO hes an eldritch god
Ah
Just what i needed to detilt with
Beyond fucking tilted rn
Done with r6 for the night
Trying to carry literal brainlets
Shit players*
Yes
I had random technical issues during the first half of r6 stream and the second half was just from retards
Won two games and lost every other
I hate low elo
Almost climbed out but the fucking technical issues dropped me back down
Technical issues mind you that Iโve never had prior
That randomly just start occurring because you be soft games suck fucking dick
Yeah god forbid you dont wanna be a metaslave every single fucking game
i half agree
pref green
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what fag is doin this shit
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Get it all out now
Niggerniggerniggernigger
Helps me prior to a stream
@here mc?
mine craft
aaaaaaaaa
i woke up an hour too early
me tired
im cummin fer that ass zack
mikes harder lemonade immediately followed by a fuckton of jack daniels
To be honest, I didn't know much what coati is those days. So when I opened the carrier, an strange animal appeared.
It has this strange cone-shaped head and the fucking nose. And it was wild and quick and destructive and crazy and I was scared. It started to destroying things, especially my computer and when I tried to protect my computer, the animals got angry and start biting.
What kind of montherfucker you are? I asked the coati.
But now - after five years I still haven't gave up. I put all the patience and time into the animal and now... I must say the coati is far more better and far more friendly and far more loving animal than motherfucking dogs, cats, hamsters combined.
She wants to be with me all the time. When I play videogames, she's on the table next to the keyboard, watching me playing or she plays with my hair, or sniffing my ears or clearning herself and so on.
Or when I am the bed, reading a book, she just lies down on my lap and create a ball with her body and then resting.
We plays a lot. Sometimes I pretend I am a big monster. I jump on four like a big dog and do scary sounds and she gets angry and start defent herself with her claws and teeths. It a fun!
Like yeah... she is the best thing on the world.
Also she is a pervert and a rapist. Sometimes I just play videogames and mind my own business, when she comes closer, violently opens my mouth with her sharp claws and quickly put her tongue inside my mouth. She can do it so quickly then you suddenly have the coati cone head in your mouth in a second.
Sometimes when I am naked - like after shower - she tries constantly to "spread" my butcheecks and insert her coati nose in my butt. And it really hurts so I am always like "Go fuck yourself you fucking pervert. Stop raping me with your cold nose!"
And she can't let me be even when I masturbate. Like... I just fapping, enjoying it and then she appers and constantly tries to grab my dick with her paws and it hurts so I am like "go away, you little fucker!" but she still sniffing my dick with her nose and when I cum, she always eat it.
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shidd sorry for pda
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