You don’t have to see them nearly as much

That’s like

1/4th of a yike

I mean

It ain’t really bad

With a long distance relationship if you can stick it out the payoff is phenomenal

Imagine meeting a person for the first time but you also already have this intense love for each other

It’s like that

He’s a little thief

A little shit goblin

No one likes weed

Weed is trash and dumb to smoke

I like when @Caustic braps in my face, it gets me high

Fuuuuuuck that’s smooth

@Ovidiu get out of my safe space

Stoners are the worst people

@strombologni is the best cousin a guy could ask for because he’s redpilled on how trash stoners are

Cumlee is related to the blue guy from Monster’s inc because he’s a fucking monster

He’s my brother it’s all good

Yeah

He’s a self-hating trap

Yeah we do

I dress him up

I luv dis clark

Ye I hadn’t signed into this account in a while

I wouldn’t mind that

Fucking commies right

Lobotomize me daddy

The way I see it, once I’m lobotomized I won’t be afraid of lobotomies anymore

I just want someone to make me retarded

Bonus points if they hit me with that Stockholm syndrome first

That’s a full yike from me

@skap a dollar an inch, three dollars and you get the whole thing?

Dying > lobotomized rart > emotionless zombie > normal

Only for a little bit

I’d rather just wake up to the aftermath

Suck my brains out through a straw

What is that

Stop that

I’ll give you a benis lobotomy

Just take all my emotions and free will, all that shit I don’t need

Yeah exactly, brain degloving

You’re not wrong

Can I get renamed since my shit fell off when I got the hammer

I don’t care, anything is good

Bullying is important

It weeds out the shitties

Exactly

Rick got based as fuck while you was sleepin

Do you guys ever just get a ringing in your ears

Until recently I didn’t know that I shouldn’t have that going constantly

Shaving your balls with a razor is a scam, just trim with scissors

Pu that’s stinky and gross and I don’t like that

No siree

Oh no it smells

So bad

That’s the word, bad!

@strombologni I could see you being a little piggy

Yeah for now

Boy I’d eat soup off your head

That’s just not true

Wait this isn’t a men only server is it?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Rhyme is pretty stinky to be honest

What kind of dumb ass question is that

I always swallow because I’m not some kind of FAGGOT

If you’ve never tried to suck your own dick you don’t deserve to have a dick

I mean I won’t hold it against them if they didn’t succeed

Imagine having to live upside down your whole life

Imagine living with spiders the size of bowling balls outside your door

Stop being gay

It all makes so much sense now

He’s a jumpy boy

More like a cum scene

Weed is trash and dumb to smoke

Isn’t that part of the job?

That’s like the whole reason I applied to McDonalds

You work at a liquor store?

That sounds like a great job

@Caustic when’s your next shift? I might stop by

How ignorant

All Canadians suck dicks

Guys why can’t we all just get along? We can play on my Nintendo switch together!

Imagine being short and black

You’re the only short black here @An unusually strange young man.

Backpedaling? More like blackpedaling

You look like Ben Aflec

He sent me thigh pics last night

Traps are for bi’s basically?

That’s what makes it a trap

Hidden dick style

If I won’t go past 30 then why do I need the person I’m fucking to live past 30?

Maverick got mad because Steve talked shit about us incesting

I mean he’s my cute little brother why wouldn’t we

Brap on her

Good

Gay

Cumlee my boy

@TokyoTrump trash

Put down the harmonica and pick up a book you filthy stoner