vrando

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i used to like them in like

10th-11th grade was the worst two years of my life

i attempted sewerslide my junior year

Had to get stomach pumped <:sam:513280442443628554>

normie meme but made me laugh

i started with smonkin w33d

all compiled because of daddy issues

i didnt really like smonking

i started hating it my soph year because it gave me anxiety

so i started messing w pills instead <:sam:513280442443628554>

favorite emoji to ever exist on any discord

i have a lil alcohol gut rn <:sam:513280442443628554>

last night me and my roommate downed a handle and a half of jack together

i called my ex drunk <:sam:513280442443628554>

gonna be awkward texting her today

i think <:sam:513280442443628554>

it becomes real honesty hours when im drunk

donโ€™t have my masculinity holding back my feefees <:sam:513280442443628554>

nigga starts crying and shit

too bad theyโ€™re all degenerate

I donโ€™t want to get dressed

Or put on boots <:sam:513280442443628554>

i gotta walk like 45 seconds across the street to work <:sam:513280442443628554>

i gotta put on my cover when i leave a building too which is a lot of work

then take it back off when i go inside <:sam:513280442443628554>

im sketched out about what my ex is gonna say <:sam:513280442443628554>

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that would be cool and nice

drunk brando would be an mvp

Yote is the past tense of Yeet

a week before i graduated infantryschool <:sam:513280442443628554>

fmj is such a fake representation of how boot camp is

Yesterday i dropped a can of dipp when paccin a lipp

i got off work like 30mins ago

itโ€™s a non combat deployment in europe

weird as an infantryman but im excited

im gonna meet that estonian qt when i go to latvia

euro bitches are my literal fetish

i refuse to date american bitches

idk just give me a funny role name

thanks <:sam:513280442443628554>

i paint them <:sam:513280442443628554>

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