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Get me a beer on the way home

I speaka the Ching Chong

On phone

In public

No tits in chat please

God damn slut

Im getting tired of abusing my children

I bet that emoji was made for some psycho feminist group and when it was revealed everyone typed: "Omg Same" "Yaaaassss" "Lmao cut it off!"

LEAVE ME ALONE

LET ME WATCH MY LEGO VIDEOS

I just got the fattest order at Taco Bell

Got a taco 12 pack and two double crunch wraps

I ate them

crownch

@Humes get back here

@lexi wtf you e girl

Look like ***Thot***

Sound like hoes mad

show bob and vegene

prolly a trap

Oh shit it left

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3v7yqET7Ak

you have been promoted

no problem scum gang

Uh oh looks like you lost pp privileges

Skeep how tf are you in Canada

I thought you were going south nigger

@sam from jimmy neutron vc

cause its full of old ugly women

gay

big gay

Bitch was just in vc mega thot. Offered me premarital but I resisted

Another attack from the thot. Lord upon me

Hook her up to a milker. Server Milk mommy has not been on enough

Bitch probably has a swollen vag

<@&607728848368435237> confirm?

Tax can get a role for that I think

Real Shit underage?

fucking is that a bing link?

I aint touchin that

has poor written all over it

Diddy please. Let the peasants be

hey you like dick and balls

I just learned that

Ugly ass

Yeah

Poopity scoop. Woopity scoop. Poopty scoppty woopty scoop. Poop?

Rick in order to get to you I have to cross the bridge. That territory is a forbidden land

The bridge is the border connector between St. Louis and Chicago and we fuckin hate each other

It wouldn’t be a problem if Chicago wasn’t so fuckin gay

Oh allow me to explain it’s not real Chicago but that’s just what we call it

Because half of st Louis is in Illinois for some reason

Just dabbed on a 4 year old and yeeted him across the street

Better price better leeps papa gubo

Send tits

Some bitch ass gay fag

Nay

Intriguing yet repulsive

I accidentally clicked on a family guy video

I haven’t shit in 3 days

I bet it was fuzzy

Mines usually fuzzy after droughts

God fuck I can’t see that image or else I have to jerk off

If I was a woman I would sell my socks and feet pics. Easy fucking money

@sam from jimmy neutron Ive got some fungus in between my toenails that I could scoop out and mail to you

I use river water

the river provides

I like it when I see liberals join then leave within a few seconds

Its a honed skill

I've learned from years of being Nick's friend

Ever since I turned 21 a few days ago I literally cannot stop drinking

I have spent $500 in one week on booze

I bought a $100 scotch that was on sale at costco for $45 so I have that on my shelf

ebic

I am pretty sus about @Taxhus but I am pretty sure they are meming

If they are though definite boot

Its not a role its a person

pack up the pc boys we're goin to grannies to get gta 5

Im gonna steal all your diamonds

Fucking no ha gay

Abortion is the ultimate power move

Coal burns in my asshole. My only source of protein

What a shit crop

Good

actual bait

Smol Peen

oops didnt mean to give your last name out like that bud

I got overwatch for the switch does that count

My eye boogers are stabbing my eyes

Humes is ignoring me on snap chat. Give me some snappy one liners to say when I fucking shoot him tomorrow

Im liking the style

Gay

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

goodnight spooky boy

get out