relationships are hard work

sure you get the benefit of not dying alone

i hate people tbh

part of me wants to get fit and make it

but I have to remind myself that I'm doing this for myself

And not to get a gf

Because frankly it seems like a huge drag

At least for an emotionally stunted retard like me

I'm sure it's easier for normal people

women do have the upper hand

Asians are qt

But that still doesn't change the fact that I just dislike hanging out with people

I have like a list of 3 people I tolerate

tfw no qt xiaomi gf

I mean I do have a friend and I enjoy his company, we like the same things and he's funny as fuck

But even then I can only hang out with him every couple months

who's gay

fucking traps is not, however

when you kiss a girl you gay because she's been kissed by other men before so you're indirectly kissing dudes

Yeah I really don't care too much about that honestly.

I try not to be obnoxious about the things I like and lay low.

But I also don't give that much of a fuck if people find out about my hobbies because it doesn't affect my work or whatever

The only thing I don't want people to find out about is the kinda porn I watch

But other than that? If you ask me. I'll give you a straight answer

I hate festivals

I went to a videogame con/festival thing

What a shitshow

we're all gonna make it

I'm trying to lose weight rn tbh

I get home at midnight from work

Then go work out at the park

They have some machines there that are free to use

Shit I haven't weighed myself man

I'm almost afraid to

I just know my gut is too big and moobs are starting to grow and I gotta do something about it

I'm almost done getting rid of my acne problem

I don't wanna get buff, just, you know. Not an overweight slob.

Once I'm done with the acne and the fat I can work on my hair and stuff

Look like a decent member of society

And that's a good idea @Humbert

Argan oil? <:iosthink:328535776843268105>

I wash my hair with salt free shampoo every other day

I didn't even know shampoo had salt

My hair looks messy

I just let it grow until it covers my ears

Hair oil is new to me

I'll have to do some research

I'm spic <:thenk:329322130804047872>

Unsugared corn flakes are my jam

We're all gonna make it

I miss neetdom

I was a NEET for like almost a year until my dad got sick and couldn't work anymore

So now I work a shitty call center job

It's not all bad but I wish I had more money to myself

I don't poo on the streets

But I'm spic

So close

What did you even do

I used to want to be a programmer but I'm terrible at math and I'm probably too retarded for the job

I think I'll become a translator instead

Yikes

Imagine all the chinkshit you could've bought with that

I'm gonna learn how to drive someday

Dad has an old 80's Volkswagen Amazon that's been rotting away for years

Wh

Nah, just looked it up

The Volvo Amazon is a different one

I mean the VW one, it was called Amazon here.

Apparently it was called Volkswagen Voyage in burgerland

puffy volvo

Thanks Obama

That looks like the Ecto 1

I really need to watch more old anime. I've seen Eva, Akira and Gunbuster

AFAIK old cars in general are way more durable than newer models

But that may just be a meme

I know nothing about cars

>tfw hot deals is just goybeast general

Feels bad.

I assume I could

Haven't looked into it.

>implying you can buy chinkshit with buttcoin

Sounds like a drag though

Isn't buttcoin mining like ultra hard nowadays?

Seems impractical either way

I remember when it was this niche thing.

And I thought 'nah' it's just a fad.

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Technically it's not hard, I can probably wire money into PayPal in like 5 minutes, the problem is not getting butt fucked by my bank with 'commission fees'

Last time I tried it they charged me 7 dollars for transferring 10 dollars to my PayPal account

I think so, yeah.

So I'd need 34 dollars if I wanted to transfer 20 dollars to my PayPal

Wait I misunderstood I'm retarded

It would work the way I said

7 bucks per each 10

Literally my reaction

I can't imagine it costs them anything to let me transfer my own fucking money

So at that point they're just trying to jew me

Can you go back?

Fuck

It's not too bad