I will never break my vows

EVER

Related

I place all hoes in the bruh zone

For this month only

U in the recycle bin

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That's pretty good

The email shows they care

Yeah that's bs

Source: have sent similar rejection letters

What job u tryna get

Aim higher anon

You need a higher

Target

.

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Stand up like a bank robbery

I presume

The first job I ever applied to I got and it was also the last job j ever had

Born to wage

World is fuck

If women get 70% of males money then wouldn't a tranny get paid 170%

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E-everyone

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I'm gonna swap to girl just for the color

Dark blue is fucking garb

Can we get light blue mods

I'd be fine with light blue but dark is invisible

Light theme eh

Lets see he-

I'd just look at all this ice on my wrist

Need sunglasses to tell the time

Anon I

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And now you're here

They were right

Lmao

I'm gonna get eye surgery boys

I don't like glasses

Hides my beautiful features

And cum

Lmao

What's your dream anon

Based

Im a writer

I can give you tips

Tip 1: give up

LOL

That's really how it be sometimes

Those can't do....

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But yeah writing is fun

I can give you some tips

Fr

What kinda writing though

So fiction

What genre

Based

I have a fantasy book

At my copy editor rn

So I have relevant advice

Like serialized

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Interesting

Kojima does it again

What's the basic gestalt of your story anon

Wizard

101

What will they think of next

Lmao I'm kidding

Idk anything about it

Never played it

You guys wanna see my writing

Ok later

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Oh God oh fuck

I'm gonna be stuck in a hotel in Singapore for the next 3 days

I'm just gonna work on it

Nonstop

Bruh moment

Can't wait

Voice me about it sometime

Writing is complicated

It's really hard to make something good

Fantasy is also one of the harder genres

Due to the amount of world building required

And also you have to kill your darlings

Which is hard to do

For many

Not that

I mean kill your darlings

Little idiosyncrasies that only you understand on a deep level

That doesn't translate

To an audience

Anyway yeah just start writing

Lmao